Free orientation on Monday

Even if you aren't sure that you could go
to Peru, Bolivia and Easter Island, you
are welcome to attend the free illustrated
orientation meeting on Cap's upcoming tour
of those parts. The meeting, with Bert
Schendel, tour guide, will be held in room
H402 on Monday, March 24 at 7:30 pm. For
info on that tour and others, call local
325.

Store gets Easter stock

Cap Corner informs us that the student
store will be an "EGGciting" place to be
from March 18-28. They are having a jelly
bean guess contest (the winner gets the
jar and all the jelly beans) and a free
Easter draw, the proceeds from which will
go to Rick Hansen's tour. They are also
having special Easter chocolates by Deans

brought in, Easter cards and other regular -

items.

Caption winners

Winners of the Crazy Captions contest run
by the student store were: Week 1, David
Jones for "This toilet training 100 is a

snap—if you give the teacher what he
wants", and Week 2 was Burton Amos with
"Oh, wow, I could have had a V-8."

Canadian forums at UBC

The UBC Centre for Continuing Education is
sponsoring two forums on B.C. and Canadian
issues. On Saturday, March 22 from 9 am to
6 pm there is a public forum on "Free
Trade: What Does B.C. Stand to Gain or
Lose?" at UBC, and on April 3 they are
holding a forum on "Why Should We Care
About Canadian Sovereignty?" The latter
will take place in the evening at the
Robson Square Media Centre. For details
contact UBC.

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Trouble with irregularity

Due to 144 pages of calendar, Easter, and
other inconveniences, the Informer is way
off schedule and we would like to
officially announce that we've given up
getting back on time. Assuming that we do
actually get this issue out around March
19 or 20 (prayers to pagan deities), the
next issue should appear circa Wednesday,
April 2. If you wish to have your new and
startling developments appear in that
issue, jot them down and forward them to
Information Services by Tuesday the lst in
the morning. Our priests are now examining
entrails to determine the summer publishing
schedule.

COLOPHON

The Informer is published sporadically,
but with high hopes of weekliness, by
Information Services, A118 or Iccal
323 and 324. Submissions are more than
welcome. Photos are generally the work
of Dave Sharrock and Edna Sakata in
MPC, printing is done by Linda Givens
and Dave Callow in the Print Shop, and
the distribution is handled by the
denizens of the Switchboard and Typing
Pool. We reserve the right to deny
absolutely everything unless it's tax
deductible.

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