Caption found

Either interest in thinking up captions is
near nil, or the threat of Pat Biggins'
wrath was rather more terrifying than had
been anticipated—at any rate replies to
the request for a caption for the last
Informer's cover photo were scarce. The
winner, therefore, is the first and best
suggestion that we got from the death-
defying Paul Jones: "I told the Dean that
cutbacks would affect Library Services."

Book now for cruise

Friday, September 19 is the last day to
make reservations for the 2nd United Way
Cruise to be held Friday, September 26
from 8 pm to midnight on the yacht "Magnum
Force." The cost is $25 per passenger and
the evening's entertainment includes
dinner, refreshments and 'fireworks'. For
reservations or more information call
Lynne Hamilton in the Achievement Resource
Centre, 2945. The yacht holds 80 and
reservations are on a first come basis.

BIZARRO

cw IN YOUR APPLICATION FOR OUR DOCTORAL es
PROGRAM,WE FIND THAT OF YOUR 197 HOURS
OF CREDIT, ONLY Ib WILL TRANSFER.

THAT LEAVES 18] CREDIT HOURS TO FILL
BEFORE You CAN APPLY FOR OUR PROGRAM.
1F YOU START TOMORROW AS A FRESHMAN,
TAKE 2! HOURS A SEMESTER PLUS THE

Six YEARS REQUIRED ON THE UNIVERSITY
BOWLING TEAM, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO
GRADUATE IN THE SPRING OF ‘Y7 AND YOUR
GRANDCHILDREN CAN ATTEND COMMENCEMENT.

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Picture missing

If anyone has seen a framed "Vogue
magazine cover" picture which was removed
from room A215 during the summer, Retail
Management would like to hear from them.
They own the picture and would like it
back. Call Hilary Clark, 2055.

Party coming up

The next All College Party will be held
on Wednesday, September 24 from 4 to 6 pm
in room H501. It is the turn of the
Registrar's office to host the event, so
turn to them for further information.

For your wall...

Joy Smith has a few of the large BCTCU
wall calendars (September to August)
available. They're free for the taking—
first come first served. Call local 2907.

UNCLASSIFIEDS

FOR RENT: Two bedroom townhouse close to
the College for six months. Available Nov.
1. Furnished. $700 plus utilities. Call
980-5557.

FOR SALE: Double stainless steel kitchen
sink - $25 obo, Antique Oak Wardrobe -
$300 obo, Dining room light fixtures: 1.
Amber crackle glass & brass antique style-
$100 obo, 2. Spanish-style black wrought
iron $35 obo. Call Carol, local 2126 or
929-8203.

WANTED: White chest of drawers, Ikea or
similar. Caorl 2126 or 929-8203.

FOUND: A blue ladies' sweater has been left
in the Achievement Resource Centre. If you
own it please claim it in B107. (Lynne
thinks it belongs to a faculty or staff
member and was left during the Library
Open House.)

Heritage seminar to be held

The Heritage Society of B.C. is holding an
afternoon meeting on incentives for the
restoration of older buildings on Wed.
September 17 from 12 to 3 pm at Hycroft,
1489 MacRae. For information call 521-3595
between 9 am and 3 pm.