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Second Floor, 825 Granville St. Vancouver, BC V6Z I K9 Phone Facsimile Website 604/669.6910 604/669.◄ Hl www.terminalcity.com Letters rants@terminalcity.com Calendar calendar@termtnalcity.com When an unexpected snow storm hit Moscow in April, Mayor Yuri Luzhkov reacted angrily by canceling the city's contract with the Federal Weather Service. TERMINAL CITY is published every Friday by the Telegraph Publishing Company Limited. Opinions are those of the writers. WRONG ARM AT THE LAW © l 998 Telegraph Publishing Company Limited Police in Tampa, Fla., said that when they ticketed a black BMW parked at an expired meter a block from police headquarters, they failed to notice there was a dead man inside. Victim Robert Enlow, 69, was bound and gagged and had been shot several times in the head. A second parking meter officer noticed the body in the back seat hours after the first ticket was written. ■ Washington, D.C., police who stopped Jeannie Whitt for a seat-belt infraction impounded the blue-gray Chrysler Lebaron after Whitt couldn't produce her vehicle registration. Two days later, Whitt called the impoundment lot to try to get the car back but was told her car had never been there. The Washington Post reported that Lt. Beverly Medlock told Whitt one of the officers who stopped her took the car to the impoundment lot, but it was closed. They drove it back to where they had stopped Whitt and parked it. Whitt said that the officer also left the keys in the car, which was stolen. ■ When police in Bergen County, N .J.,spotted three men in a rowboat Volume 6 : No. 23 : Issue 245 I good photogri"h for P-la ul • min s on Ne',Vark Bay wearing bright orange windbreakers and pants, they • mobilized all possible forces, including tracking dogs, to help apprehend the men, who they assumed, because of the men's clothing, were escaping from the Bergen County Jail. When the men were captured, officers discovered they were scientists from the Environmental Protection Agency taking water samples. -a "' OVERDOING IT Hundreds of Greek Cypriots who broke a 50-day fast with a traditional Orthodox Easter feast had to be treated at hospitals for overeating. Dr. Costas Antoniades said that of about l ,000 patients treated at emergency rooms on the island over the Easter weekend, more than 200 were suffering from colic or gastric symptoms associated with eating too much. ■ An Easter egg hunt at the World Harvest Church in Daytona Beach, Fla. attracted some 5,000 people but turned.into a free-for-all when parents trampled children in a determined effort to beat the youngsters to a pile of thousands of artificial eggs containing Bible verses and candy. Some children complained that grown-ups confiscated eggs from their baskets. "This isn't an Easter egg hunt," said onlooker Joe Vetter. "It's an Easter egg massacre." Even so, church spokesperson Ryan J ulison called the event a success, adding that next year the church will make sure everyone understands it is for children, not adults. February, but when he found out the man was driving on a suspended license, he called for a tow truck. During a subsequent search of the car, Cronin found a note in the glove compartment: "This is a robbery. Give me stacks of 50s and 100s." The note matched one used in a bank robbery last October. TURNABOUT ISN'T FAIR PLAY The Boston Globe newspaper objected when city police attacked its bid for a Pulitzer Prize for a series about police corruption by citing information in the paper's confidential application. When police said they obtained the application from "an anonymous source," Globe editors accused them of abusing their power by snooping into the paper's private correspondence. Ran~ &Rav TERMINAL CITY, Hey guys, Dom here in Montreal. .. I wrote awhile back how expensive shows were in Vancouver..... well I fixed the problem ... my brother and I bought a show bar in Montreal, Que. So I wanna say thanks to allthe folks I hung out with: Celestial Magenta, Hissy Fit. .. and esp. The Muscle Bitches and mostly ANGie from Ten Days Late ... Oh, email me for bookings. DOM /lyboy@portalnet.com CURSES, FOILED AGAIN Police Officer Dave Cronin pulled over a-33-year-old Oakland, Calif., man for a minor traffic violation hi Ever hear the expression "du111111;r, down?" It's a ter111 used b;r, large corporations and relates to briefing sessions that usuall;r, involve junior technolog;r,-oriented 111anagers briefing senior 111anage111ent on how technolog;r, is changing the co111pany-because the senior people don t get what tiie junior people are talking about, the junior people "du111111r, down" the 111eetings so senior people won t look rike the;r,'re fro111another planet in front of the people about who111they are 111aking lifei111pacting decisions. Terminal City welcomes your half.baked opinions. Send 'em to: Rants and Raves, TC, Second Floor, 825 Granville St., Vancouver, V6Z 1 Kg or email rants@terminalcity.com VFSMultimedia We have the tools for change, and right now change is good. Multimedia · ClassicalAnimation · 3D Animation • Maya 3D • Film • Acting Vancouver Film School #400 - 1168 Hamilton Street, Vancouver, BC V6B 2S2 Financial AssistanceAvailable / E-mail: q 7 7 @ v f s . CO education Web: www.vfs.com m Call:604.685.5808 TerminalCity June19- 25,19983 would have liked. Yum-}'}lmthought I nothing wrong with a bit of public mornmg tellatio in the_peace of a trickling Zen water garden. Hmmmm, debauchery? I think so. Our perception of the world around us and the world within us is determined by our senses. They will either buffer or enhance life's offerings de_pending on how connected we are to them. The sensualist is governed entirely by truth of his/her sensual experiences. The sensualist will endeavor to taste all of life, even the most unsavou!Yof flavours, which offer irresistible insights. To the sensualist no scent passes unheard through the nostrils and no kiss ever tastes the same. The hair on a lover's body feels different to the fingertips than it does to the palm of the hand. And die sorrow of that hair is encountered in all other lovers after the first lover is gone. This _person is a person doomed to a life of debauchery, for our senses are the tether by which debauchery holds us. The truly debauched individual cannot be identified as one who exists only as a shadow of his/herself. The old, crusty man who sits tragically alone at a bar with a string of mucous leading from his nose to the tip of his beer glass has admittedly been "seduced from virtue." However, an alarming lack of dignity only comprises half of the debauched condition. Clarity and reason are imperative elements to the overall experience. Debauchery ceases to be debauchery if licentiousness and depravity are your everyaay reality. The elation of abandonment is heightened by the P.Ossessionof a tall moral self from which to sena all decency plummeting to the floor. I am reminded of a nasty fetish. The quirk of nature, which I am about to share with you, is Debauchei:y, noun. I. too much indulgence in sensual pleasures; 2. A seduction from virtue not one of my own tastes, but rather one I have or morality. 'lhe Oxford Concise English Dictionary experienced vicariously through others. Imagine a woman of refined tastes tinds herself in a By ALISON DOWSETT lesbian bar. Surveying her choices, she lingers A while back I sat in The Cambie, off duty, with my friend Sean the curly haired boy. over the delectables for a while before settling on a catch. Before moving in for the kill, the I said to him, "You know, I'd like to write a formal essay on the word' debauchery." He refined woman unbuttons the second button on said back to me, "You know, I wish you would, because I'd like to read it." Well, here her Issey Miyake blouse. Then she makes her way across the_bar to the heavy-set woman in it is. It is a bit formal in tone, just warning you. the black leather vest playin_gpool. I call this Come on, could there ever be too much the "mmmm gross" fetish. The refined woman indulgence in sensual pleasures? Sensual can barely live with herself in the morning, yet pleasures are the only sure thing in our world she lives even better. I won't name any names, where righteousness is measured _againstmisbu_tJ __yes,this happens. understood biblical metaphors. Myself, I've Whether or not we ever actualize or affirm it, seen all sorts of examples of debauchery, all all of us possess the same primal hideousness. of which make me very happy,__butI've yet to Park. For those of you who know this ma_gnifi- Public sex in parks and toilets is one demondetermine my favourite type. The above defistration of it; one-night stands with people we'd cent green space created by the Vancouver Parks nition describes debauchery as a loss of virnever be seen in public with are anotlier. This Board, praise to you - for those of you who do tue, but less clearly, it implies something hideousness is the key to earthly bliss. That is, not, get yourselves there, it is a treat. The park more: that sublime gratification is available falling through each individual sense into the features a Zen garden with a _pond,which teeds only by way of the sinister. The actualization extreme moment where no lies can be told; the a meandering stream as it tlows down a hill. of such a gratification strikes me as being a place where virtue and morality cease to exist There are stepping stones over the pools and virtue in itself. Properly executed, with equal because constructions of thought are impossirock paths through glorious green foliage. The amounts of skill and recklessness, an indible. park 1sat Keefer and Abbott and is the last basvidual can attain an enviable state of bliss Debauchery is most glamorous if only your tion of peace before the inevitable chaos of the conscience and a few friends are the wiser. Re1 whilst in the throes of debauchery. Downtown Eastside. This particular morning I My most recent observance ot unadulterally, what's the sense in debauching yourself if encountered a couple coupling on one of the ated debauchery occurred one Saturday everyone comes to expect it from you? This way, grassy plateaus. Tliere was something unique morning as I made my way to work at the sly allusions to the potential for sin keep the about their positioning; they weren't Just cudCambie Hotel. I was on Foot, sinner that I opportunities arisingwithout ruining one's repudling, if you know wnat I mean. To my 1·oyit am for living just a stone's throw from skid tat10n as a good and holy person. was two men. I had to concentrate on wa kmg row, and l had reached Andy Livingstone aaowsett@terminalcity.com by unfazed instead of stopping to gape, as 1 MYLIBERATED SENSES 6irlTrouble THE VOICE INHIS HEART By DANIELLE EGAN He accepted the promotion to assistant manager at Poster Planet only to be transferred. after two weeks from the Surrey Mall to Metrotown. The SkyTrain took awhile to get used to. He found the constant calling out of stations accompanied by that dingdong sound to be distracting. saw some very intimate things like families sitBut soon he grew fond of the woman's ting down to clinner or washed in the blue light voice. Especially on the night trains, when the of TV. He saw all these things but he didn't feel trains were virtually empty and it was dark lonely when he got home to his dark, silent outside. He'd sit down aher a long hard shift apartment because he had her concerned voice. at Poster Planet and let that woman's voice One day on his lunch break, he was in the food surround him. The tone of her voice gradufair feeling blue and desperate. He needed her ally began to capture his imagination. One to be there for him. He called the SkyTrain ofday he brought a tape recorder with him and fices and asked about her. They told him to call he taped the entire journey to Metrotown and BC Transit because they thought she'd worked then back out to Surrey again. That night he for Transit not SkyTrain. He called Transit and played the tape and it lulled him off to sleep. they told him to call SkyTrain but he persisted and eventually talked to someone who said she 1 He liked the sounds of the train on the track almost as much as her sweet voice. When he was indeed a real person and she'd quit BC Tranwas on the SkyTrain he would imagine she sit in '89 or so but had come back especially to was his girlfriend and they were on road trips be the voice of the SkyTrain. Her voice was a together. He would drive and she would navicombination of her natural voice and a compugate, holding the map in her lap and calling terized voice, which gave him an idea. He asked out the names of towns and sites as they if anyone knew what had h~pened to her and drove. He pictured this confident, capable, ifhe could track her down. They said they didn't dependable, loving girl sitting beside him, know what happened to her and that she may opening his drinks for him as he drove, rufhave moved away somewhere else. That made flmg his hair when he said something funny, him feel more desperate. He pictured her living lighting his cigarettes and telling him stories in some small town far away oblivious to him to keep him awake. Speeding through the and he got angry. He borrowed his brother's resuburos past the homes lit up from inside he cording equipment one weekend and began 1043 GRANVILLE ST 688-6225 , dubbing her voice to say things otherthan Next Stop Edmonds. This process of dubbing began takmg up all his SP.aretime and even on the train he couldn't help feeling impatient to get home and work on her. When his first dubbed tape was complete he took it on the SkyTrain commute and listened to it on his walkman. It was a short ta_pewhich he'd dubbed over and over again. She said things like: how was your sleep?; Did you have good dreams?; you nave beautiful eyes; you work so hard, baby. Things like that. This tape didn't suit the commute home so he made another tape that said things like: how was your day?; I made.a casserole tor dinner; I missed you today. Things like that. Her voice sgeaking directly to him and saying pet names for him like honey bunch and puddmg pie made him feel huge and important sitting there on the SkyTrain. It also made him very horny. Her worcls combined with the purring of the tracks beneath him made him feel sexy and he'd never felt sexy before. He would hide his erections with a backpack on his lap and he learned to wear black pants just in case it went too far, and more and more he'd go too far. He began dubbing new tapes with her saying things like: fuck me harder, baby; my pussy is so hot; faster, faster, faster. Things like that. It took him three days to get her voice to make shrieking sounds like she was climaxing but eventually he got that, too. Eventually he was demoted oack at the Surrey Mall and he made tapes·ofher saying things like: fuck off you no good bastarcl; look at you on the fast track to nowhere you uselesscreep; and I'm leavingyou. But you never forget your rirst love. hugetree@compuserve.com P-INKOS SEIZE CITY HALL By J. J. FREMES Tuesday,June 16. We should be out on the street in a couple of hours. We're sit• ting in the holding cells down at 312 Main Street as a result of the occupation of City Hall's lobby and then council chambers. We were protesting the anti-panhandling and anti-busking by-laws. Don't want to bore you with class analysis.The new regulations are poor-bashing. Get it? So, what happened? Well,we started off with some improv street theatre on the steps of City Hall: a woman dressed as a cop and a man in a suit "representing the interests of global capitalism" outlined how and why business intends to sanitize and regulate all street activity. They pretended to shoo away the protesters: "Shouldn't you people he working in some sweat shop for minimum wage. Come on. Get off the steps." Then the buskers struck up a few tunes and, at the appropriate lull in the action, we storm~~ the lobQY~. -· ing music and dancing around the ception area. Round Two: The best is yet to ~• me. A City Hall flak-catcher arrived to pt k out one of our leade.rlessgroup and tell •m to tell us to leave the lobby. He declined to do so at first, hut then bad a chang~fmind, jumping up on the reception desk to announce: "The man says we ought to leave the lobby." He scratched his bead, "and I tend to agree with him!' Oh no, we thought, don't give up for us. "Yes, I agree with him. I think we should leave the lobby. And go upstairs to council chambers." A chee.rwent up and so did the crowd. Round Three: It was 1:20. The chambers were empty. Council was due to re• convene after lunch at 2pm. We couldn't keep to the public seating area, though, could we? A woman with brightraspberry hair walked straight up to the big throne chair, sat herself down and picked up the ga~el. Others took stances around the room and we began passing motions: the return of all of Vancouver to the First Nat:ions,the appropriat:ion of condos in the downtown eastside for social housing with a further amendment to appropriate all housing in Shaughnessy for the aforementioned purpose. Acallingcard from an escort servicewas . found stashed under the righteous Mayor's ink-blotter. More circus antics and then the cops showed up. Twelve of the 60-or-so protesters agreed to risk arrest. In the end, allbut four were released a&er a tide in a cop cat. We suppose they thought they were punishing the instiga• tors. Anyway,it was a total,success. Great media manipulation, Lots of photogenic stuf£ Lots of great sound bites and plenty of articulate spokespeople making the links between these laws and•the whole pile of money/power bullshit Round Four: Before the remaining pro· testers Je& the public viewing areas. the mayor promised (whatever that shit is worth) to address the issue at 2pm on Thursday. We'll giveyou an update on that . not week, but today's action· is gonna he a hard act to follow. 4 June19- 25,1998Terminal City 7:30 - Fn, Sun, Wed 9:20• Sat,MonTwilight of the Ice Nymphs From Winnipeg original Guy Maddin (Tales from the Gim/i Hospital). Set in mystical Mandragora. a twilit land of endlessorange skiesand darl<ness-deprived libidos.Peter returns home after yearsofincarcerationand.en route. falls in love with the mysteriousJuliana.He arrivesto find hisostrich-fannningsister in the throes of an hallucinatoryhankering for wicked Dr. Solti; meanwhile, Solti pursuesdiabolicaldesignson both Julianaand Zephyr, the nymphomaniac widow who becomes Peter's lover. 7:30. Sat.Mon 9:20 - Fri, Sun. Wed Uncut A provocative, punning, cutting-edge, culture- 1 l / By SLISH Sometimes musicians are like their playing styles. Peggy Lee, whose cello playing is never excessive, chooses her words, drawing them out quietly or letting them through in a staccato but silky rush. Dylan van der Schyff, sends out smatterings of sentences, veering over subjects, then jumping, without a missed pace, back into the stream of thought. Th~ have just released their first duo CD, These Are Our Shoes, and the dark moments along with bright sprightly lift-off and tmg reflects mudi that is interesting about their playing abilities. But to truly understand why they' re in such hot demand, both at jazz festival time and throughout the year, you have to ~ear them live, any one of their vanous permutations. 1 told she had a stiff upper lip, so she . r\ decided ) I to get it other as inspiration and drive for their creative energies. Im.AM: Good musicians are like that ever~here, they're into the music and when it comes time for them to plaY.a solo or a spotlight for themselves!that's their time to play for themse ves. I find good musicians, people that make good music, are almost alwaY.S supportive of other musicians when they play. Like, th_ey'reup there, playmg for the mus1c1ansfirst, ana then the audience, but they're there playing for everyone else around them. PEGGYLEEAND DYLANVAN DERSCHYFF CHINESEFILM FESTIVAL THURSDAY 7:00- Street Angel is about the lowest strata of life in prewar Shanghai:the city poor. the news vendors, fruit hawkers, itinerant barbers, the most despised of society. 9:00 . Blush examines the effect the 1947 Communist revolution had on the lives of two Shanghaiprostitutes and one of their favorite fonnner clients. Basedon the novel by Su Tong. lJ n tI dazzFest THE DYNAMIC DUO jamming comedy/essay on circumcision, censorship, copyright law and Pierre Elliott Trudeau. Uncut is filmmaker and video artist John Greyson's fanciful follow-up to the much-acclaimedLi/ies.which copped the 1996 Genie Award for Best Picture. tn II Peggy Lee's musical voice hints at her classical origins, offering graceful sweeps tucked inside the silent volume that occurs in each succinct bowed moment. It was her desire to continue the exploration that shifted herfrom classicalto improvisational music. ~: It's not that I've completely changed, I still love playing class1cal music but I wanted to experiment with other ways, other means of expression. I was lucky, I just found the right group of people to play with. lilJRI: What is it about improvisation that allows you this different avenue of expression? ~: Just being with people and listening to what they're domg and having them listen to what you're doing, and anyt:hingis appropriate. And ·1 guess also 1f you consider that I spent yearsplayll_lgmusic that had been played for hundreds of years and recorded many many times by great cello players, it's kina • • of a lot of baggage Y.OU know when you're playing to think, how does this compare with so and so's recording of it? When you're improvising there's nothing to compare it to. Dylan van der Schy// is fearless and unhesitating, behind the arums. And like many_of the wonderful musicians I have· listened to, he pushes hzs boundaries and questions his confidence, in order to further his playing abilities and be truthful to the larger entity known as music. t!l'.LAM: When I'm playing I don't usually have aJroblem with it because I just try an get into the music, I get mto that state where.you're just with the music. But usually when I have too much time on my hands and I'm milling around, I start thinkin~ about what's going on and I just ... its good, because it makes you question yourself... am IJ'ust pulling out shtick all the time or o I need to work on some more stuff you know? It's best that you don't think about it too much, you just go out and do it. The thing with the improvising is that. .. i1 Y.Ou'redoing it honestly, you realize that you don't have to have a whole bunch .of tricks, you just have to be calm and inside the music and that takes care of itself. Dylan and Peggy are integral members of a collective group of musician 1 who persevere am[ excel at their craJ! and who almost always credit each THEY OUGHTA KNOW Compiled by Josephine Ochej We could blither on and on about our picks for this year's du Maurier International jazz Festival Vancouver, and I don't know about you, but I think some insight from the musicians who make the music year 'round in this town is a good idea to help sort through the tantalizingly huge smorgasbord of jazz delicacies available from June 19-28. Pick up a festival guide and get to it. Natch, don't forget to check out some stuff in your own backyard while you're at it, hey, like, maybe these guys ... Oh, and look for Musicians' Picks Part II in next week's TC. .. JAZZ AND SAXOPHONIST COAT COOKE @ Studio 16 in ESQ ($12); with Tony Wilson's Eugene Chadbourne The thing about him is his performances are usually ecstatic, full of joy, just great fun. Sun Jun 21, 1pm. GASTOWN. FREE. Mon Jun 22, 9pm. $12. STUDIO 16 (1545W. Tribute to Jim Pepper Sun lun 21, 1:30pm in Gastown (eREE); with Kate Aammett-Vaughan O'Doul's Thu jun 25; with Kerilie McDowa/1 uintP,t@ O'Doul's Sat jun 20, 8pm; with Mark odwell, Mon Jun 22, 12pm @ Granville Island (FREE); with r<arin Plato Quartet, Fri jun 26, 7pm @ Monk McQueens. ?th). POETRY"' TueJun 231 ,s:Jopm. $12. WESTERN FRONT (303 E. 8tn). Tix/Info: 872-5200, TM. BEATNiK BBQ THERAILWAY CLUB. TUESDAY. JUNE 30. Vinny Golia, Leo Smith, Bertram Turetzky We're Jthe New Orchestra Workshop/NOW] playing _with Leo Smith fh1s coming (HEY - IT'STHE NIGHT BEFORE CANADA DAY!) StarttheSummer withtastymorsels of poetry, jazz,swing androckabilly cooked upin thatunique RALPH style.Ralph Alfonso, TomHarrison, Tracy Marks, Michael Rummen, RonStelting, Graham Howell andspecial guests. THREE SETS OFMUSIC!! (VALUE FOR MONEY, BABY!) ThisRailway performance willfeaturebackground filmsequences directed byChrisHooper (Grapes OfWrath) ...veryCassavettes, man. "Come forthenovelty. Stay forthesincerity." THE SASKATOON STAR-PHOENIX RALPH ATTHE RAILWAY ISAVANCOUVER INSTITUTION. SINCE 1994. ANDNOW...RALPHGOESTO LANGLEY! SUNDAY. JULY 5. CHAPTERS BOOKSTORE. 1PM 20015 Langley Bypass. 514-8663 RALPHALFONSO READSFROMHISBOOK>COFFEE JAZZANDPOETRY< ACCOMPANIED BYGRAHAM HOWELL ONFLUTE(MELLOW JAZZVIBE). winter. I'm excited to hear him live, because I've never heard him live. He hasn't been to Vancouver for a lon_gtime. Wed Jun 24, s:3opm. ~2 @ 872-5200, TM. WESTERN FRONT. Fri Jun 26, 2-4pm workshop. FREE. TOM LEE MOSIC HALL. Besides that there's so much to see. So much circled in Gastown and Roundhouse. Hard to pick. Coat Cooke pla1s in the NOW Orchestra w/ Butch Moms <eiWestern Front Fri Jun 19, 5:30pm ($12); ,n Flowers for Albert itribute toAlbertAyler) Frijun 19, 11pm @1067; with EDAM improv dance Fri jun 19-Sat 20, 8pm @ Western Front ($10 aav/$12 @ door); in /Iugs Inside Fri lun 26, 11pm @ 1067; with Kolioro Dance/fvlusic improv Sat jun 27, 11P,m @ 1067; with EDAM improv dance Fri Jul 3, gpm @ Western Front. TRUMPETER KEVIN ELASCHUK OH NO...RALPHSOLO iN COQUiTLAM! SUNDAY. JULY 18.CHAPTERS BOOKSTORE. 3PM 2991Lougheed Ave.464-2558 RALPHALFONSO READSFROMHISBOOK>COFFEE JAZZANDPOETRY< ACCOMPANIED BYTHERUSTLING PAPER AS HETURNSTHEPAGES. THE 3rd RALPH CD - SOPHISTICATED BOOM BOOM • ON SALE NOW HEAR IT AT A SAM THE RECORD MAN LISTENING POST ALL THIS MONTHI (HEY - THE FINE FOLKS AT SAM'S SEYMOUR WILL GLADLY HELP YOU OUT) ------------------------------ WR IT E OR EMAIL ME FOR A FREE CATALOG RALPH@BONGOBEAT.COM RALPHALFONSO BOX 505 1288 BROUGHTON VCR BC V6G 2B5 www bongobeal cam Gerry Hemingway Quartet He's a great arummer and percussionist/, composer, who combines a lot of modenrism and freedom with a good background in swing. Always has great players with him. Sat Jun 20, 8pm. $28. Vancouver East Culturai Centre. KennyWheeler&the Upper AustriaOrchestra Because I'm a trumpet player and he's one of the later innovators on the instrument and he's a Canadian and he's not that well known considering some of the things he's done on that instrument, and also his writ• ing and style of playing. Tue Jun 23, 8pm. $30. ·vancouver East Cultura1 Centre. Kevin Elaschuk plays Sun jun 21, 12 midnight ~ I VOCALIST KATE HAMMETT-VAUGHAN P~Y. Lee and pylan van der SchY. plan Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Garden Fri un 26, 8pm, plus numerous other shows with numerous other players -just check yer program and cross-reference,they're everywhere' FriJun 19, 5:30pm. $12. Western Front VANCOUVERMUSICIANSPICKTHE BESTOF THE FEST COFFEE And when I lament the lack of audiences at some of their performances; metaphysical yet cfeeply grounded moments that will never be recreated, they both reassure me that the music is not stopping anytime soon. lr(!..AM: I think there's enough musicians here that are dedicated to playing, and ~!sot~a~have the at~itude ot, not Just s1ttmg and waiting for the phone to ring or someone else to do it. People are doing stuff themselves. Like putting out their own CDs and hust1ingup gigs for themselves and it's great, you know. And if people do that then people will have ... the scene will have more respect for those peoplefrbecause they've done all this stun, they've made it happen for themselves. The old days of having lots of places to _playand the P.lioneringing off the fiook for gigs, those days are over. Peggy: As long as the music keeps moving along I mean if we just shut down ... aidn't bother, that would be terrible. But all the people we're playing with are still working on projects and you know, moving ahead. I NOW Orchestra w/ Butch Morris . The work with Butch is really fantastic he's at the fen,. front of the idea of conducting improv music. He's been involved in this process for 13 years, and we are Conduction Number 102, his final conduction in this series and then he'll move on to another idea. It's fascinating, really challenging and he 1s getting sounds and ideas out of the tNOW] orchestra that I have never heard before. It's really exciting for us. Frijun 19, 5:30pm. $12. Western Front Shirley Eikhard I heard Shirley Eikhard sing 20 years ago when she wrote a tune thal became a hit for Anne Murray. She was a folk songwriter, I think she entered a songwriting contest with It Takes Time to Move a Mountain; nice tune, it was a big hit. I heard her sing on TV• she had this ricli alto voice. She's a good songwriter and understands values that make a good song. She wrote Something to Talk About, Bonnie Raitt's hit, and she has good natural understanding of what it takes to write a good tune. The fad that she's taken her natural ability of what makes a good tune and entered into jazz standards - 9 out of 10 times I'd say, 'Bad idea'. The world is full of people who think all they have to do is put on black dress, put a gardenia in their hair and they're Billie Holidar, but have a gut feeling it'll sound beautifu and she'll have real integrity. Sat Jun 20, 8pm. $2/s.Vogue Theatre on bill with Tools Thielemans II( Kenny Werner Kate Hammett-Vaughan sings in the NOW Or· chestra Fri Jun 19, _5:3opm @ Western Front ($12); Garbo's Hat Sat jun 20, 53opm@ We~tern Front ($12); in her KH-V c.duartet (doing standards w/ Kevin EJaschuk-trumpet, Bil{Coonguitar, Simon Fisk-bass) Thu jun 25, 8pm @ D'Doul's; in the Gilbert/Hammett-Vaughan Quintet Sat Jun 27 5pm@ Roundhouse (FREE); ,n duo with Chris Gestrin pianist Satjun 27, 8pm @ the Whip Gallery; in lier KH-V Quartet (Ron 5amworth, Andrew Lachance, Tom Foster) Sun jun 28, nopm @ Roundhouse (FREE). GUITARIST RON SAMWORTH NOW Or.chestra w/ Butch Morris It's a great pick because Butch Morris is an innovator in conducting improvised music. Through this method he elevates structured improvisation to a level with other notated Western music forms. This will be a hot performance because this is conduction workshop number 102, the final workshop of this series of working in this way, and is ttie culmination of 13years of work. Willem Breuker Kollektief/Dave Douglas' Tiny Bell Trio Breuker and his band of crazy Dutch guys; he's a mainstay of the Dutch scene, he brings this great dadaist sensibility to whafhe does. The Tiny Bell Trio is three young cutting ed_gemusicians who are expanding the definition of playing within forms and without forms. Ana Brad Shepik is one of my favourite guitar play- ers. Sun Jun 21,,. m. $25 @ 872-5200, Black Swan, H,gnl, e, TM. VANCOUV R EAST CULTURAL CENTRE Ron Samworth plays in the NOW Orchestra Fri jun 19, 5:30pm @ Western Front ($_12);in Swing Theory dance/music improv /'n jun 19-WeiJ 24 @ Rounahouse ($20), 7pm; with EDAM improv dance Frijun 19Sat 20 II( Fri Jul 3 8pm @ Western Front 10 adv/$12 @ aoor); ,n Mark Nodwe/1 uintet at Granville Island Mon jun 22 ~ REE); in Talking Pictures Thu jun 25 @ ancouver East Cultural Centre on bill w/ Frith/Ochs/Masaoka ($23); in the Hara Rub6er Orchestra Sat Jun 27 @ Perform· ance Works (FREE); in the Kate Hammett• Vaughan Quartet Sun jun 28, 7:30pm @ Roundhouse (FREE); GUITARIST TONY WILSON Mark Helias' Open Loose/Gerry Hemingway Quartet/Fran~ois 8oule's ohn Carter Project . • n those three 6ands you've got'some of the best contemporary improvisers and composers around. Satjun 20, 8pm. $28@ 872-5200,TM. Vancouver East Cultural Centre l Fred Firth/Larry Ochs/Miya Masaoka I like Fred Fritn. And ialliing Pictures is the back up band, they're probably the best band in town, an added bonus. Thujun 25, 8pm. $23@ 872-5200, TM. Vancouver East Cultural Centre Tony Wilson plays in Flowersfor Albert (a tribute to Albert Ayler) Fri Jun 19 @ 1067; in Swing Theory Fri Jun 19-Wed 24 ~ Roundhou.se ($20), 7pm; in Tony Wilson s Tribute to Jim Pepper Sun Jun 21, 1:30pm @ Gastown (PREE); with CeTtic Worh Wed Jun 24 @ 1067; ,n the Tony Wilson Sextet Thu jun 25 @ 1067; with Saul Berson Thu Jun 25, 12pm @ Granville Island (FREE); in Irugs Inside Fri Jun 26 @ 1067; with Celt,c Works Sat Jun 27, 9pm @ Roundhouse (FREE) with 1<okoro Dance/Music improv Sat Jun 27 @ 1067. Tix for 1067 @ door. Tix for Jazz Fest events @ 872-5200, TM. Tixfor Jazz Festclub events. TerminalCity June19- 25,19985 Josephine Ochej Sorry,Matt... First off, I must aJ)ologize to Matt Caruso of Thermos ror calling him a name not his own. Blame Phil Oats. "He told me his name was Cameron. In fact!-that name apP.arently belongs to the drummer rrom Soundgarden.And, in further fact, that makes me all the more sorry, for I've always hated Soundgarden. Thank god they broke UJ).And thank god Thermos formea. Previous week I saw what Gilles Zolty's UP.to and now one of his other ex-bandmates Annie Wilkinson has provided a hint of what's comin_gwith her new group, Thermos last Saturday at Cafedeux Soleils. Quite understated, I thouglit at first, and then I became aware of this low, insistent, steady tension thing with Wilkinson's vocals. Nice to hear her out on top, on her own from the surface-seemingly-happy /off-kilter-twisted harmony vocals of her previous Knock-Down-Ginger. The second-last song had awesome guitar work from Caruso (I detect a Neil Young inrluence here) and Wilkinson doing this slide up and down repetition thing that got your attention. Like to hear that again. Pretty gooc for just a few rehearsals, but loolcit the musicians: Annie, Matt, holf shit drummer Barry Mirochnick,and melodic ( could actually hear the bass, unusual in a 'plugged' unit that's not, say, jazz) bassist Joellefrom Bonafly.Not too shabby. This would also be an understatement when SP.ea king about the musical magician that is Veda Hille. I love her crazy, lilting voice that jumps and falls over words that seem normal when someone speaks them but never when she's singing them. Every syllable has meaning in her voice. l think my favourite Veda is the one who takes that same open-heart apJ)roach of her singing to her unexpected piano playing. This niglit, she did mucli work on the guitar, and I'd like to hear some more of this, perliaps without the band around her, to get a fuller grasp on where this is going. Not that I want that band to go anywhere - no-on. Same drummer from Thermos• and, y'know, holy shit doesn't quite cut it. A quick query of Zolty/ Wilkinson other ex-bandmate WayneAdams gave knowledge of drum type (smaller) and tuning (higher pitched • tighter?) as what provides that tignt, fast, stand-at-attention tone. Never seen anything like the bow-on-saw (yes, large, serated handsaw like the one you migfit use if you didn't have a chainsaw) in harmony, and pretty close to perfectly so, with Hille's vocals. 1/·ust love surP.rises like that. Pretty goddamned ki ler band, aading different dimensions and dynamics to Hille's music. A couela audience restless lulls here and there, but big finish with a some rockin' numbers, then encore with a mellow one then a bring-downthe-house cover of The JacksonFive's I Want You Back. I say Veda has perfect pitch for that song she says guitarist FordPierdoes. Together: a total blast. Wahoo. Here comes Jazzy... You know it had to happen: the fest does start this Friday. Or rather, Thursday yesterdax for me with the wheee opening party which I am sososososososo happy to be going to, for then I will have not just one, but two opP.ortunities to see the total hugeness made up of the very talented four parts of the BradTurnerquartet. Second chance: Friday, lune 19 at Studio 16 - midnight show. Heaven, here I come. Those midnight shows are the best! You see a lot of the same diehard faces night after night after night, the ones willing to sacrifice a few nours of precious sleep for the more valuable commodity of the greatest offering the world has: music. And, yes, we have to get up and work in the morning, we just have our priorities in order. So, my cats won't recognize me for not seein_gme for 10 days. Cats live 1n the moment, they'll forget they didn't know me a day after the fest's over and I'm in bed hiding unaer the covers with no good reason to be anywhere else. But we won't go there just yet. Lets go instead to ... Jazzy'sTips for the Ultimate JazzFest Experience 1. Read tlie official du Maurier InternationalJazz FestivalVancouverprogram guide. Yes, they spell jaz with one z in tlie groovy cover art. It doesn't mean they don't have the scoop on what's going down. 2. Circle all the things you simply must see/hear first. Mark things you'c like to see surrounding those circled events with an X. 3. Re-read the guide - each listing beginning to end, no cheating - to cross-reference where and in what groups your currerit and new favourite players will be appearing next. It's about collaboration with each other, people, understand this and you will have a happy life. 4. Beg borrow or steal a car. No, it's not environmentally correct, but it's going to help Y.OU fly from venue to venue as you try to catch all the great music going on witliout spending valuable listening time sittin_g on the bus. A 1:i1keis almost as good, except it you're wearing long skirts as I usually do. But then there's nowhere to put your Slish that way, either. 5.Carry a bottle of water, at least one bagel and an apple at all times. No time for trivial things like s1tt1ngdown to eat. 6. Asl< musicians whose music you've just heard and liked what stuff the{re going to see. Too shx? Follow them around. Its not stalking if you only want their expertise. 7. Get a good four hours sleep every night. 8. Re-reaathe guide again. Further cross-reference to be sure you "haven't missed anything you'll kick yourself for a whole year over. 9. There's so much variety in this fest (including tons of free shows) that I declare it an absolute truth that there is indeed something for everyone, so therefore I insist everyone shoufd go see/hear at least one thing. 10. For god's sake, DON'T CLAP AFTER EVERY NOTE. ft's so goddamned annoying to everyone around except the most headcase of musicians who don't think genuinely appreciative applause politely at the ena of a song is enough and don't mind having their _playing crowned out by audience noise. Like, for 1nsfance, now woula be a good time to clap. --Phil Oats tions (especially that cocky asshole John Pifer from AM 1040: "How many millions it cost?" he asked, silence of smiles, then he asked after silence, "Why is everybody smiling?" ParmeshBhatt, the producer of the event who had a lot riding on it replied, "Money makes everybody smile and it makes me cry maybe." Pushing further, Pifer asked,. "What's the bottom line?" Answer: "Minimum $5 million Canadian"). The two Hawaiian sumos Akebono and Mushashimaru with their grasp of English had the advantage. Akebono was asked by VTVhow much money sumo wrestlers made. Someone replied to the reporter that the info was in the press guide. "It's for television," VTV replied cuz if it ain't said on TV it don't exist. Akebono answered, "More than television cameramen." Musashimaru chose to say nothing, he's a man mountain, he sat there eyes closed, head to one side, picking his fingern"ails. Another reason I'd take sumo over hockey any day is C: their smooth and bare masses offlesh. And the fight"' '§ ing. That's all there is. Object: push the other guy out ......, of the ring. That's it! Some matches quite brief. Pushing and bucking, and one sumo's technique was to slap like a schoolgirl. No schoolgirls allowed to touch the ring, tho. Purely male due to ritual. Everything here comes down to ritual. The way the salt is thrown This week I thinks I'll recap the Sumo CanadaBasho can be a defiant gesture. The stares, the glares. Eveof June 6-7 at Pacific Coliseum, altho I not a man rything symbolic which adds to the drama. norminal for sporting events. Example: late last year Corporations even get integrated into ritual: before I attended a VancouverCanucksgame and the only the finals began, men with banners walked around exciting thingee was the between-period entertainthe ring. On the banners were corporate sponsors ment that included a remote controlled inflatable killer Konamiand CanadianAirlines. whale dropping 'dinner-for-two' tickets into the crowd; The Finals: Akebono vs. Takanohanawith jelly jiggling The Sport Chek dancers (hot!) ;and a kids' league on Akebomo until he's pushed out. hockey game that prompted me to yell out, "That's Awards Ceremony: Takanohana got lotsa stuff like a my boy!" The fella beside me asked, "Which one's year of free salmon. your boy?" I pointed randomly. "Which one?" "Uh. Closing Ceremony: Everyone (wrestlers, judges) enNumber 18." "That's your boy?!?" "Uh. He's just a ters. Japanese kids scream for autographs. Uniform neighbourhood kid I know." Shortly then after, the lines formed. Akebono gives a thank-you speech. Then fella and his pal switched places prob'ly thinking that they all turned and waved goodbye. The crowed waved I was dangerous, yeah, dangerous. I left before the back. Very misty and personable. Come back sumos, end of the game. we love you! • • Is it just the foreignness of it all or does sumo wresAnd the crowd: some Japanese, more white. Young, tling have it over hockey in oh so many ways? The casually yet nicely dressed. I would love to go into hockey players' personalities seem fairly blase even more detail but can't due to: a) lack of space and; b) when they is eating potato chips in TV commercials. c: like most Western press who were full of inaccuraThe sumo wrestlers are treated like rock stars in )acies I have a lack of knowledge. pan and, yes, they do have more glamour. Flashy robes, little rituals, facial expressions. They do lotsa t: Festivald'ete... , promo and charity work outside of sumo. Their char- J5 was the Francophone fest that happened June 12-17. acters are easier to know plus in the ring their indi- ~ They brought French Canadian pop star JeanLeloup vidual tactics are more fully highlighted. And they are to play outside on June 13. I ate a lot - too much like rock stars! At the press conference two days bepoutine. Huge crowd there. What an entertainer! Horn fore they just roamed around freely. As they did player, back up singers, and a smoke machine. He'd around the city. Well, they would be mobbed in )adance and play guitar and he was sexy with his '64pan! I was at the hotel and they walked by me. Giera Stones haircut and curled smile. Am I developing ants? The earth did not shake. They didn't seem that a crush? One of only good acts to come out of Quebig until I saw one in street clothes. Plaid dress shirt bee. So much ofit is dreadfully bad fashion (scarves tucked into khakis makes one look bigger than when as belts, jeans tucked into boots) but he's not. A bit clad in the standard-issue robe. I noticed that less of funky. But not too much to be bad funkstench. Catchy 'em could squeeze into an elevator than reg'lar folk. I as hell pop. French lyrics. Wry-sounding vocals. A 20am a toothpick. They are between 300 and 600 minute dub reggae sprawl that led into the hit. He pounds. played for three hours! He sometimes plays for five! At the press conference we got clumsy white touristy A showman! Place was packed at 15-20 bux a head! shit speeches. Do the wrestlers ever get tired of such He showed up at a party I was at later. Alotta people officious rigamarole? They looked bored. I wanted there didn't know who he was. He shouldJ>e huge all these goliath dignitaries to tip tables over. No dice. over the world instead of Quebec! I hope that one They're used to such long-windedness and they're day pop music will exact its revenge on the English very laid back. Question time from the press came language. just wait. and the press would just ask tourism and cash quesdayton@terminalcity.com Robert Dayton t 0 fERMINAL CI r Y POSJER CH IL D So look who's back, the guy with the puppydog eyes, a beer in one hand his heart in the other. It's here, the summer of'98. lfthat doesn't have a ring to it, what does? A rare moment of forethou~h"t got crosswise in my mind and ' figured that 98 will be one that in 10 or 20 years we11look back at. What will we see?Well, time to make that up. Summer '98. I find myself as pictured above, same expression, same items handy. Mind the plague and warn the Duke! Did I ever mention I was a Leo? Last Wednesday of course started with dinner with the folks at The Royal Thai on Bute corner Robson, a restaurant with as much atmosphere as the inside of an empty kleenex box. Food alright, Kirin Beer very_good. For afters it was the Starfish for WheatChiefswith new drummer and new songs and once again a tight yet loose group that sings and plays from the gut and heart with gan'g vocals almost as good as Moby Grape. Go see them on Wednesday. 3.60 openec and thex have a bit of something I aunno what yet. Overheard their CD in a coffeeoar and actually asked what it was. What was heard from the back room at times had us goofv dancing there. Picture three of the four Wheat Chiefs doing the pre-gig shimmy, all four dressed in white short sleeve cotton dress shirts (by accident). So, 360 is okay. On Thursday dinner was at Stepho'son Davie wnere nothing is over 10 dollars so why bother critiguing except to say that the Saganaki,one of my faves, was actually mozzarella! A wee bit bogus, tliat. And Retsinawine is Retsina winehman. The P.erfectappetizer for some FordPier on T e Drive at Cafedeux Soleilswhere along wi!b McNaulty and Rose on drums and bass resP,ectively he sang his little head off and played SJ)tµ1ked guitar, at one point coaxing feedback like Hendrix could. Not enough guitar players know how to play feedback. That's when you steal bits of music that's escaped from Heaven, because that's what feedback is. Most J)eople get scared by it when they hear it cuz they're not ready. People like Fprd welcome it and like cosmic thieves take a little extra and make it sing,_for like moments on end. On FridaY,we dined afThe KettleOffish where I ran into Vicki,a waitress, who was doin' same while I tended bar in VictoriaDining RoomofChateau LakeLouise 12 years ago. Flashback. Clam Chowder was real good and Swordfish,which when it's good is unreal, this being alright. ChocolateBoml>ewith fine Port fer afters. Mmmmmm. I stayed home this night. Saturday took my parents to see "Ra~ime". Wow. Now that's entertainment. 1laughed,l cried. But mostly I cried. I didn't realize it was such a good story; it covered a lot of ground. Three families get tangled, a well-to-do white family, a black famiTy,and an immigrant family. Incredible sets and set changes and the singing was stirring. Then it was dining at Umberto's,a v.eryshee place. Twenty clams for crab and lobster Agnalotti.Enh. Chamira the cat was stuck in her high rise pad this night fighting a cold the best way, curled up and sleeping. Me I saw Calexicoat tlie Starfishand they got better with each tune so that they didn't want to stop playing. A,:,d so they didn't._ Yay! Stret~hing out and _getftng1ns1desongs and Jams and pieces and all kinds of colours from just guitar and drums. Howe Gelb's Giant Sand buddies and man thex've picked UP.some wonder from Howe. Highlights included joey's Lost In Space from Giant Sand's collaboration with LisaGermanocalled OPS,which on this occasion reiterated it's place as one of the best songs of '97. And their barroom version of Minutemen's Jesus And Tequila. Best two-piece I seen. During Dirty Three I remembered how I wandered around last time I saw them and realized how, yes, their music can be the soundtrack to just about anything and so it was as I wandered al:iout the room, people drinking, smoking, couples fighting, kissing, people laug~,ng, crying, whatev_er.Perfect. Better than ever fh1s 6and 1snarness1ng the beast and making some great music. As usual up front there were too many P.eople standing not dancing arms folded uptignt. Warren Ellis,the violin player made everybody sit down then get on stage and let loose fearing he might be playing in the storage room of a wax museum. Musfve seemed lil<e it. Anyway, loey Burns told me Giant Sand should be comingnere in July. Fuckin' Ya_y! Monday was P.ressdaY.at Playlandwhere an is free and I scarfea down three hot dogs and liberally half-ate candyflossand popcornhgoin'on rides with the folks. No one cares about t e ferris wheel anymore. Tuesday night was dinner at The Hermitage, expensive place on Robson. French cuisine. Sinned with the rack of lamb and lemon ta rte. That bringsus to this week... FridaY,night you've no doubt.seen the -groovy i:,osters for Shitkickerat The Columbiawhere John Fordhaplessly endeavours to kick the shit rignt off their shoes and give the boot to swaggery clung. Also Mac Pontiacwill no doubt exert sna~ demon exorcizing. If he's got pedal steel again I II be sitting next1o it. Ricli Hope is the great white Hope inspired on this night fer sure to put the wellingtons to liis pop laments. PalaceFlophouse you may be able to imagine what this may sound like. DJ is Dub Cowboywlio should be me. 4 bands 4 bucks. No minors, lots of everything else. At The Cobalt you can see that band Breeal wrote about last week along with the frightening industrialized crank that is Bin's PsychoticMother and Deviantz. Wondering about FryerTuck?They got the Starfishthis night wilh Ottoban. New music for now people. On Saturday RaY. Condo&.His Ricochetsare back at the Blue LizardCabaretwhere I haven't been in eons. On a good night the Blue Lizard is trippy, perfect for 'shroom1n. Kooky rooms, dim lights, blue luminescent martinis and people dressea up. Lots of other attractions and acts and perversity and Rax Condo will shake the vibrations. Sunoay at Cafedeux Soleilsis Matt&. Eric'sJam Night wl-iere you are invited to come down early ana sign up to try whatever. No poetry, though. Storytelling oka_y under four minutes says Matt. Couldn't think of a better bunch or a better place. lncidently Matt and Eric are veterans of many bands about town including Pukeand The Dukes, Misbegotten Woe, Dynamo Ho, BlackShit Puppy Farm, AmplifiedOhm, Indian Head Band,TrumanCoyote ancfThe SoulVendors,The RemainingFew, ana of course Womb Service. This Wednesday see the aforementioned Wheat Chiefsat The Brickyardto see one of the best bands in town. Removalis a dir:ty three of pounding P.arts. They open. Starting Wednesdays at the Starfishbig black rocking nignts in the tradition of the no bullshit variety with BlackMarket Bab}'_ DJs Roband Rich and fitting live band. This weekThe·Spitfires. And don't forget about Eugene Ripper and his punkin'/folk relurn at Sugar~efinery,Wednesday. Parents gone now, always sad to say goodbye. 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'' Alotoftheanalog stuffweuseisa kindofreflection ofoureconomic standing, youcanpickupa lotofthatneatoldstuffpretty cheapinpawn shops ontheroad.They're fun,a littlenoisier, a littleunreliable. Onstageyou'resteppin' onitandgoOhI guess it'snotworking todaysoI'mgonna trysomething else.Butthatinitselfperpetuates a certain typeofcreativity. , , DINOD'OTTAVIO ofTransister Sound & lighting Co.ontheirpenchant forobscure oldequipment thatisa largepartoftheir buzzandwhined popsounds. Thu Jun25.With Swervedriver, Bardo Pond. Starfish Room. SeeThuJun25preview. il!DE I iil•ii E PERFORMANCE 111 SPOKEN 1 1•1=8Ill TUESDAY,JUNE23 • JAZZFEST: KENALDCROFT TRIO Man. there's so much FREESTUFFat the festival that it's just criminal to not go check some of it out. This young guitar/trombone/drums combo entertained at a pre-fest luncheon in late April where they were. ironically. largely ignored by the crowd of mostly media types who'd just heard a speech about how music was the whole reason we were all there. Smoothness, elegance and class are some of the names of the game here. and they deserve a little more respect than that. Give it to ·em U~IC Edited by Josephine Ochej at... TICKET INFO TM - Ticlcetmostu 2Bo-,f#f CBO - Community Box Offices a&>-:a&n US Ticketmaster - :aofi/628-0888 THISWEEK FRIDAY,JUNE19 FLOWERS FORALBERT/JAZZ FEST: BRAD TURNER QUARTET Split these up - cause that's what rube doing. Tony Wilson's tribute to Albert Ayler is a loud and squawking rollicking affair. With two drums and two basses. things get pretty intense rhythmically and it's our very own finest playing this night. so head off the jazz fest track for this one before zooming over to catch the last set of Brad Turner Quartet. spit factory and young trumpet player extraordinaire. who has before sent me into la la land with smoothe and sultry sounds. BTQ, 12 midnight. $12 @ 872-5200. Black Swan. High/ife. TM. door. PACIFIC CENTRE PLAZA (Georgia @ Granville) JAZZFEST: MARK HELIAS' OPEN LOOSE, GERRY HEMINGWAY QUARTET, FRANCOIS HOULE'S JOHN CARTER PROJECT UNSANE/THE KITTENS Josephine Ochej Unsane is a band that I've heard of mentioned in the same breath as Helmet and other NYC noise rock bands but never heard. On listening to their newest CD I can indeed testify/hat Unsane rocks and rolls with the emphasis on the roll. The first song sounds mor'e like NoMeansNo crossed with Helmet. With rolling drums. screamed vocals and H!!avy guitars Unsane falls in that nether-region between heavy metal. hardcore and free-style jazz. Should be heavy in the bestest sense. 10pm. 9pm doors. $9 @ Highli~. Noize. Scratch. Zulu. '\ This gig promises to bring together contemporary creative music in one fast. intense night. I don't know nothing 'bout Helias and Hemingway except what the program tells me. What I do know is Fran~cois Houle and he is another of our very own treasures. Local players. van -der Schyff on drums. Lee on cello. Dresser bass and visiting New Yorker Dave Douglas on trumpet put this firmly at the top of the evening's picks. 8pm. $28 @ 872-5200. Black Swan, Highlife. TM. VANCOUVER EASTCULTURALCENTRE Slish STUDIO 16{1545W.7th) FFA IOE_m.Tix@ door. 1067U·KNOW-WHERE (If NOT, HNI>OUT,IT'Sl>A SHITI 12pm. FREE. SATURDAY,JUNE20 Slish JAZZFEST: BRUNO HUBERT TRIO Having seen Hubert dancing in his seat at the piano a couple of times has led me to wonder if he was a hyperactive child. He exhibits a wonderfully childlike exuberance in his playing that in some. might be distracting, but in him only elevates the pleasure and excitement for the listener to see a musician so unabashedly and thoroughly enjoying himself. Damned good player. too. With also damned good player Andre Lachance on bass and not-yetseen Bill Campbell on drums. Go see. Sal Jun 20. 8pm. Tix @ door. BLUE NOTE JAZZBISTRO 12340W.4th). FriJun 19. 12pm & 1pm FREE. With Fran,ois JAZZFEST: FRAN~OIS HOULE/TAKEO Houle. Andre Lachance. CBC JAZZCAFE (700Hamilton) YAMASHIRO Picture this, In the perfect zen of ancient Chinese garden. flute and shakuhachi. Now I don't know what a shakuhachi is but I believe it don't _matter because this sound!' like the perfect idea for music as powerful as IO billion but\erlly sneezes. A jointly composed work re1\ectinggolden auras glowing around you and the omnipresent love which surrounds you. 8pm. $12 @ 872-5200. Slack Swan. Highlife. TM. DR.SUNYAT-SEN ClASSICAl CHINESE GARDEN (578Carroll) Phil Oats LEGENDS ALIVE! People who became pseudo-celebrities by doing impersonations of actual celebrities. but that I'd like to see just the same. See the "Blues Brothers·. "Neil Diamond" (my personal lave). "Mick Jagger·. "Elton John". "Tom Jones·. "Roy Orbison·. "The Righteous Brothers·. "Rod Stewart·. "Mick Jagger· and even some Can-Con with "Shania Twain". Wouldn't be surprised if Dan Aykroyd and John Goodman showed up to do their impersonation of the' real Blues Brothers just like they did in there big movie last year. 7,30pm. lnfoltix 681-5779. PNEAGRIDOME Fri Jun 26. 8pm. Tix @ door. O'DOUlS {1300Robson). Sun Jun 28. 3pm. FREE. PERFORMANCE WORKS (Granville Isle) Josephine Ochej THEINBREDS From the beautiful single Any Sense of Time from 1994's Kombinator The Inbreds have been one of my bands to watch. My experience has been limited mostly to their inventive and crazy videos for their inevitably catchy songs (my favourite being the recent multiple Inbred cloning machine video). Some say that the Canadian bass-drums duo play Brand X indie-rock. I say you couldn't be more wrong. More Rheostatics than Treble Charger. The Inbreds will be around for a long time. Sloan's Chris Murphy named The Inbreds' Mike O'Neill one of his favourite singers and how cool is that? $10@ Black Swan. Highlife. Scratch. Zulu. TM. STARFISH ROOM Duncan Williams BLUE LIZARD COCKTAIL CLUB 3RD ANNIVERSARY 3 SWING CIRCUS Has it been three years? How have I managed STARFISH ROOM Duncan Williams WEDNESDAY,JUNE24 EUGENE RIPPER TOOTSTHIELEMANS SatJun20. V agueTheatr e. WithKennyW er ner&guestShirley Eikhard.$28 @ 872-5200, BlackSwan,Hi hlife, TM. SUNDAY,JUNE21 JAZZFEST: WILLEM BREUKER KOLLEKTIEF /DAVEDOUGLAS' TINY BELL TRIO JAZZFEST: DIANA KRALL TRIO,GEOFF KEEZER TRIO She may be poo-poohed for being the golden girl of mainstream jazz. but there's nothing middle-of-the-road about the way Diana Krall expertly guides emotion out of the listener as Hard to take a miss on Diana Krall but I'm well as herself and into the room. She's more going to have to go with the edge-of-your-seat girl-next-door playful and charming than the players, as usual. The Kollektief hails from husky. overtly sexual great dames of jazz eras Dutchland and any and all musicians I have past. but still possesses the potential to be one heard in recent years from Amsterdam have of the great broads of her own generation. kept me wired and inspired. Have heard the She's got you crying about lost love one Tiny Bell Trio a few years running and each minute. and the next. you're swinging in your time fall deep into the klezmer snap zing of seat. having forgotten that you had ever fallen their sound. Douglas always sounds comfortout of love. Sparkling-piano talent. captivating able at the edge of the abyss where he and emotive vocal range. charming 'I can't believe his music generally live. the spotlight is on me' personality. glamorous 8pm. $25 @ 872-5200. Black Swan. Highlife. good looks- she's got the whole package. And TM. while her sets may be fairly predictable, with VANCOUVER EAST CULTURAL CENTRE crowd favourites Peel Me A Grape and Frim Slish Fram Sauce inevitably thrown in. you always know you're going to get a smashing. memoJAZZFEST: EUGENE CHADBOURNE/PAT rable show. • • • THOMAS/ALEX WARD 8pm. SOLD OUT Chadbourne's done some neat shit over the years by playing LSDC+W and his Electric Rake and Beatles medley with lotsa free fucked improv guitar skewer. He can also let his sense of humour get too much in the way and be gratingly annoying. Hopefully the two also seasoned Brits (on synth and clarinet) he's playin9 with will not let that happen and still make 11possibly be the most fun gig of this Fest. Sun Jun 21, 1pm. FREE. GASTOWN. Mon Jun 22, 9pm. $12 @ 872-5200. Black Swan. Highlife. TM. STUDIO 16 (1545 W. 7th). Tue Jun 23. 5,30pm. $12@ 872-5200. Black Swan. Highlife. TM. WESTERN FRONT (303E.8th). ORPHEUM Josephine Ochej JAZZFEST: TONY WILSON'S TRIBUTE TOJIMPEPPER Six of my laves, led by composer. leader and player Wilson who pulls out some of the best musical moments from his musicians. This six has an almost magical communication with each other and almost every time they get together it is some kind of event to be heard. Blaney bass. Elaschuk trumpet. Lee cello. Say sax, van der Schyff drums and Wilson geetar. See you at the front of the stage. music lovers. 1,30pm. FREE. GASTOWN Josephine Ochej Slish JtZZFEST: LINCOLN CENTER JAZZ OKCHESTRA WITHWYNTON MARSALIS MONDAY, JUNE22 SUGAR REFINERY Phil Oats EVERCLEAR/MARCY PLAYGROUND/ FASTBALL Call him a flash in the pan or a shameless opportunist. Everclear·s Art Alexaxis is one songwriter to be reckoned with. Even if he works within the finely delineated lines of post-grunge Alternative Rock. Sharing the bill at this outdoor event are two other fast-to-rise but easy-to-fall hoi pop bands, Marcy Playground (Sex and CandY) and Fastball ( The WaY).Kind of reminds me of th~.early sixties when there was a new pop band with one hit single every week. But then I love disposable pop. Tix@TM PWA OFNATIONS Duncan Williams SUMMER NIGHTS ATTHEPIER: PATTI LABELLE This mixed-bag something-for-everyone annual summer-long happening on Seattle's waterfront has some big names past and present. and even some worth taking a trip. Not that going to Seattle is any great hardship or anything ... 7pm. $36 @ website, summernights.org. 206/ 628-0888. US TM. SEATTlE PIER 62/63 TIMEOFHERLIFE JAZZFEST: CHADBOURNE/THOMASSeries of events on the fourth Wednesday of every month with partial proceeds going to WARD West End charities. This month has a mid- Not likely to hear the Lincoln Center orchestra anytime soon so this makes a good start to the fest. and the ego that is Wynton Marsalis i~ not to be missed. Last time he was in town, he strutted on to Miles Davis' stage and tried to overthrow the master. Ha! But he's maybe THE world class player and the band will be doing some swinging and bopping in big band style. 8pm. SOLD OUT. The write-up in the program touches on psychedelia and avant-garde music. Uhh yeah! Chadbourne wacked-out guitar playing. Clarinetist Ward and Thomas keyboards both have rock and pop playing under their belts. so seems that thismight leap out of any boundaries enforced upon it. Drummer Dylan v d Schyff said he was interested in going. so I'm going to follow his lead and check it out. Mon Jun 22. 9pm. $12@ 872-5200. Black Swan. Highlife. TM. ' ORPHEUM Slish 14THANNUAL JAZZFEST STUDIO 16(1545W.7th). More than the echo of the International Jazz Festival Vancouver will be heard across the sea in Victoria. with many of the artists appearing here hopping a ferry. chopper or floatplane for the gorgeous tour to play our capitol city. Taking in both tests will be Jack DeJohnette's Oneness. Terence Blanchard Group, Andy Summers. the Diana Krall Trio. Toots Thielemans & Kenny Werner with Shirley Eikhard, the Philosopher Kings. Jeremy Davenport Quartet. Decidedly Jazz Danceworks and more. With over 250 artists performing at the Victoria fest. and more than 1400 in Vancouver during exactly the same time period. you get an idea of the scope. And while Victoria is boasting a good dose of the big names. the Vancouver fest gets bonus points for displaying a pretty healthy appreciation for Vancouver-based musicians and experimentaUimprov. FriJun 19-Sun 28. Tix@250/386-6121. to never attend one of these things? Everyone used to say they had such fun at these events. mo~tly d~e to the sheer variety of stuff going on in various rooms at the not understated Waldorf Hotel. Maybe that's why these events are still happening while most of the 'lounge scene' has evolved into the ·swing scene·. they've never relied on merely spinning old records. With Ray Condo & His Ricochets (one of the best names in music). New York Jimmy & the Jive 5, who I believe to be of the swing persuasion. Vic Storm & the Cabaret Girls, with the usual suspects DJs Laslo Kovacs and Todd Tomorrow. Justin the Professional Sneaky Guy and Cass King. $10 adv@ Sharp & Friends. Waldorf/$15@ door. Info 685-1133. VARIOUS VENUES • VICTORIA THEWALDORF Josephine Ochej • Celebrating the release of his second fulllength album Faster Than You Think. original punker. talker, punk/folker and anti-folker. rocker Ripper continues his march outside of what he deems the mainstream conventions of the music biz. The song/stories found on this album. such as the easily identifiable modern folk ballads Sometimes Feels ... or Drinking My Way Back Home are the type of songs best left in the hands of those who can spin such a yarn without making one cringe. This is no easy task but Ripper knows his way around and through a song. Having honed his baby teeth during punk rock's salad days the grit comes through on acoustic. See why at this special engagement. Tue Jun 23. 5,30pm. $12 @ 872-5200. Black Swan. Highlife. TM. • ' WESTERN FRONT (303E.8th). Josephine Ochej summer's hoe-down with Daisy Duke (harmony~base d country-folk group with accord1an).Nadine Davenport (guitar-playing solo singer-songwriter) and the Lavender Martinis (lounge/torch trio). Cover is only $5. and for another five bucks, all-you-can-eat bbq! 8pm. Door@6pm. 602-9610. JUPITER CAFE & IILllARDS (1216Bvte) Jen Cressey THURSDAY,JUNE25 JAZZFEST: GREAZY MEAL, JUKEJOlttT Jukejoint is the only band playing this year's fest to bother sending a CD! And a bio. And a photo. Goodon ·em. that alone earned 'em this Slish space. See what having material can getcha? The music's pretty funky. acid jazzy stuff that'd JAZZFEST: ANDY SUMMERS, STRANGE be good to slip into when you're up for some WEATHER of that head-numbed spaced-out stuff that's Every fan of Summers· best-known work as not really too adventurous or challenging. guitarist with The Police has gotta be curious Leave some of the annoying. repetitive vocals as to what he's up to. I think it will be the ones off and it'd be better still. Greazy Meal? I know who appreciated the genre-blending of that what you know - if you've read the info in the band's attitude-riddled reggae-pop for its guide. Prob'ly more of the above. ahead-of-its-time unusualness. who will be 9pm. $18 @ 872-5200. Black Swan. Highlife. open to the further explorations into mixing TM. to see what matches amongst the wide-openRICHARD'S ONRICHARDS ness of jazz. classical and world music where Josephine Ochej he's at now. 9pm. $28 @ 872-5200. Black Swan. Highlife. JAZZFEST: FRED FRITH, LARRY OCHS TM. Wed Jun 24. 2pm workshop. FREE. Wed Jun 24. 2pm workshop FREE. TOMlH MUSIC HAll(929Granville)• TOMlH MUSIC HAll(929Granville). Robert Dayton JAZZFEST: ESQ Have heard Kevin Elaschuk and co in various forms and mutations in the past monthes. They just get better and better. Fast-paced zoom and swing with some bop and ting. Kevin's compositions lean to the sultry and smooth and. once again. our very own lads playing. The CD, Breakfast in Kamloops ranges from smoky to silky. and live. they add a little extra bite. 12am. $12@ 872-5200. Black Swan. High/ife. TM. door. STUDIO 16(1545W.7th) Slish ANDMIYAMASAOKA RICHARD'S ONRICHARDS Josephine Ochej His music is as neato as his name. Frith! Fred MUSIC CONTINUES PAGE 8 i June19- 25,1998TerminalCity l( 1I1)31acE:1f~•• grooves Music Mon Jul 6. $25 @ TM. PNEFORUM SUMMER NIGHTS ATTHEPIER Frith! He's a doynga doyng sproing guitar bends around. He's played with Eno.The Residents. many others. Does ii all. And now he collaborates with sax player Ochs and 21string kolo player Masaoka. With Talking Pictures. 8pm. $23 @ 872-5200, Black Swan, Highlife. TM VANCOUVER EAST CULTURAL CENTRE Robert Dayton SWERVEDRIVER/BARDO POND/ TRANSISTER SOUND & LIGHTING CO. Last time through mine ears took a beating as these guys had ii turned up so loud that the best sound was found in the bathroom. They're back and I'll be prepared for more over-the-top cranked flanged swirled phased melodies where even the quieter songs joyfully bleed ears. Also on bill extendo art noisers Bardo Pond and buzzing and tweeked Transistor Sound & Lighting Co. Tix@TM STARFISH ROOM Phil Oats THIS JUST IN This mixed-bag something-for-everyone annual summer happening on Seattle's waterfront has some big names past and present. and even some worth laking a trip. Nol that going lo Seattle is any great hardship or anything ... Chris Isaak Fri Jun 26, Everclear w/ Marcy Playground. Fastball Sal Jun 27, Red. White & Blues Sal Jut 4, Ani DiFranco Thu Jul 9-Fri 10; Robert Cray Band. John Lee Hooker Sat Jut 11, Los Lobos. Robben Ford & the Blue Line Thu Jut 16, Judy Collins. Janis Ian & Roger McGuinn Fri Jut 17, Ziggy Marley & the Melody Makers Tue Jut 21, Pat Metheny Group Sat Jut 25, Jimmie Vaughan & Junior Brown Thu Jut 30, Leftover Salmon, String Cheese Incident & Moe Fri Aug 14, David Grisman Quintet & DocWalson Sat Aug 15.Brian Setzer Orchestra (great new album!) Wed Aug 19, Nina Simone Art Ensemble of Chicago Fri Aug 21: The Manhattan Transfer Sat Aug 22, Buddy Guy. Jonny Lang. Big Head Todd & the Monsters Tue Aug 24-Wed 26. 6pm. 7pm. 8pm start times variable per show. $15-$38 price range @ website, summernights.org, 206/628-0888, US TM. Act of God with Dee-Lite's DJ Dmitryand On·E, CY Funk3, and Brownieout of LA amongst other Josephine Ochej GROOVE98 West Coast DJ Expo & Music Festival w/ DJs. Skate Jam. Swamp Meet. etc. DESTROYER, GAZE, JESSIE CLEARWATER Fri Jun 26-Sun Jut 5. Info 682-1524. & THE JETS Local homocore K Records act Gazeopens up. Destroyer headlines with release of their new LP City of Daughters - fo those not in the know it ain't a KISS tribute band but unconventional swaggered folk rock with British madrigal vocals. The must-see act is Jessie Clearwater and the Jets which. for some funny reason ain't their real name - it's the Laura Jane Culhane Trio! And Laura Jane entertains so much that she might not leave the stage! She'll sing about being a -nighlowl" ("hoot hoot") and dance and make faces! Must see! Fri Jun 26. VANCOUVER PRESS CLUB (2215Granville) Robert Dayton VARIOUS VENUES DUOTANG/THE WEAKERTHANS/ PLUMTREE Now here's three bands who I've seen and enjoyed (lo varying degrees) and I can feel good about recommending. How nice. Duotang is a Jam-influenced mod duo of bass and drums that thrilled and entertained me al what is now called the Victory Cafe. The Weakerthans have al least one really great. sweeping song in the Dinosaur Jr. genre. And Plumtree is an entertaining. if somewhat typical indie rock. female quartet from Halifax. Sat Jun 27. 10pm. 9pm doors. $9@ Zulu. TM STARFISH ROOM Duncan Williams CONDO ROTCITY: DESTROYER, WANDERING LUCY, THEALL-STAR CURVE/DANDY WARHOLS/DJ? ACUCRACK SCHNAUZER BAND, THEPEPPER SANDS Curve was one of the late, great "shoe gazer" When "handpicked quality used clothing· shop The Good Jacket puts on a show every few months it's cause to be an event. Goddammit! A hoot! The must-see act of this show is the legendary All-Siar Schnauzer Band. They hardly ever play and their shows are much talked about. Actually. they've never played. but that's a moot point. Sat Jut 11. 5 bux@ door, 3 bux adv@ Good Jacket. Lucky's Scratch. Zulu. GOOD JACKET (225E.Broadway) Robert Dayton CLUTCH, PHUNK JUNKEEZ Sat Jut 18. 10pm. Doors 9pm. $15.50@ Zulu. TM. STARFISH ROOM bands from the early '90s. Along with such notables as Swervdriver, Ride. Lush and My Bloody Valentine they put the guitars (and lots of them!) back in British guitar rock. Curve's distinction was their use of electronic drums. synths and samples along with the coolest. gothest vocalist since Siouxsie. Toni Halliday. Expect a lot of dry ice and battering drumbeatsa la Garbage and Ministry. The Dandy Warhols are my favourite kind of band, a poppy. one-hii wonder (Heroin is So Passe) with the potential for more. Sun Jun 28. $17.50@Zutu, TM. THE PALLADIUM Duncan Williams VANS WARPED TOUR '98 Solsticethe longest day of the year, the shortest night of the yeor, the closest the sun will get to our faces. Lovely as the sun is do not stare at it - the UV will sear your huxley corneas. A healthy alternative to sun-staring is cutting up the rug all manner of styles. Toni_ghtFriday June 19 Tagged,a graffiti art show 420 W. Pender ( 1 0 bux at Pharsyde& futurustic flavour.Top it off with Cherry Bombs,Sonar's downtempo breaks 'n' funk for Fridays with DJsCzech, Spun·K. Saturday 20 June Reavtive8and Tribal Matrix present Solstice-An SEATTLE PIER62/63 ooh-oohs info 891-0500/2900168. DJ Lewis,Alex Patterson's best man from the Orb is also rumoured to be somewhere in the mix. Feel like crossing the waters? Also on June 20 "Creator"brings you Andrew Rawnsley of SF's xlr8r in a luscious pacific northwest locale l?h 250/995-1998 for info. End of the month - Groove 98, a two week DJ fest with DJ Heather and DJ J Dub from Chicago, ThePharcydeand the DMC DJ Competition - Vancouver elimations. How to be down? Phone 684-9686. anitagoodlove@mailcity.com crack hard-core rock unit harking from New York that kicks serious ass. Should be a burner. Bring your earplugs and stomping boots. Mon Jun 29. 10,30pm. With Firewater. Tix@ Black Swan. Big Daddy, High/ife. Scratch. Zulu. JESUS LIZARD The Jesus Lizard is best renowned for frontman David Yow·s arrest on the Lollapalooza ·95 tour. They·re also a reputedly STARFISH ROOM Duncan Williams ALL/HAGFISH/ZEKE Now that the Descendants reunion is over (for now at least?). All. The Descendants minus Milo. return to conquer what's left of the punk rock world. And for those who know not what of I speak, pick up some early Descendants or All records for some down home hard-core cooking. Or better yet. just go to the show. Tue Jun 30. $15@ Zulu. TM STARFISH ROOM Duncan Williams H ARTSCLUB BACKSTAGE Stingrays BLAKE'SON CARRALL Shane Harvey BLUE NOTE JAZZ BISTRO Eve Smith THE BRICKYARD Forget Your Face, Uncle Dad, Helen's Motor CAFE DEUX SOLEILS Lion of Juddah THE CELLAR JAZZ CAFE Bob Mahaney Quartet CHAMELEON Mo' Funk Collective COBALT Bill's Psychotic Mother, Deviantz, Breed COLUMBIA Helms Deep, Shaft COMMUNITY ARTS COUNCIL OF VANCOUVER Typical Frenzy/ Frenesia Ti pica: live music, tape music, dance, video, composition, improvisation THE GATE Rocky Craig & His Rockabilly Kings, The Deadcats, The Spectres, DJ Antonia MARINE CLUB Nancy Weisler Band MYLES OF BEANSLes Finnigan CD Release Party THE NAAM Owen & Charles Duo O'DOUL'S Double Threat Quartet ORPHEUM Lincoln Center Jazz Orchestra w/ Wynton Marsalis THE PIC The Furios, The Sky Fisherman PURPLEONION LOUNGE Shazzam RAILWAYCLUB Bughouse Five RICHARD'SON RICHARDS Philosopher Kings, The MIiiennium Project ROBSON SQUARE CONFERENCECENTRE Fara, Clyde Roulette Band, Sandy Scofield SEVEN SEASPORTSIDEROOM Clanger SOUTH HILL CANDY SHOP The Westerlies STARFISHROOM Ottobon, FryerTuck, DJs Remedy, Otaku VANCOUVERPRESSCLUB Leslie Alexander, Katie McColl WESTEJ!NFRONT NOW Orchestra w/ Butch Morris ARTS CLUB BACKSTAGE Stingrays BLAKE'S ON CARRALL Sibel Thrasher BLUE NOTE JAZZ BISTRO Bruno Hubert Trio THE BRICKYARDDuke of Medula, Diesel Candy, The Elastic Livestock CAFE DEUX SOLEILS Chasin' Jones CAFE VIEUX MONTREAL The Jones Evil Circus CD Release Party THE CELLAR JAZZ CAFE Eric Vaughn Trio CHAMELEON Mo' Funk Collective CD Release Party COBALT Vegetable Kingdom, Sir Hedgehog, 60 Cycle Buzz COLUMBIA bvids, Caught in the Akt, Smoked Oyster's COMMUNITY ARTS COUNCIL OF VANCOUVER Typical Frenzy/Frenesia Ti pica: live music, tape music, dance, video, composition, improvisation THE GATE Monty Banks & His High Rollers HMV ROBSON Toots Thielemans & Kenny Wheeler THE LOTUS Stonewall Leather Ball Ill MARINE CLUB Veal MYLES OF BEANS Desi Kay, Delaney Rose & the Excess THE NAAM Browning O'DOUL'S Kerilie McDowaH Quartet THE PIC Bughouse 5 PURPLE ONION LOUNGE Shazzam RAILWAYCLUB Linda McRae & the 5 , Cents a Dance Band ARTSCLUB BACKSTAGE Alcala Scotch & Cigar w/ Diane Lines BLUE NOTE JAZZ BISTRO Patty Jackson CELLAR JAZZ CAFE Jay Phelps junior jazz Ensemble CHAMELEON Rumba Calzada COBALT Leonie/punk nite MYLES OF BEANS Jam Night THE NAAM Becca Jane O'DOUL'S Leora Cashe Trio THE PIC Slim's 315Club Swing/ Rockabilly Revue PURPLE ONION LOUNGE Lee Aaron RAILWAYCLUB Frank Frink Five RICHARD'S ON RICHARDS Andy Summers w/ Strange Weather WESTERN FRONT G. Coleman/ Moser/Stangl/Dafeldecker s:3opm THE YALE Coco Montoya BLAKE'SON CARRALLRolf Kempf & Budge Schaktie THE BRICKYARDLoonie Day CAFEDEUX SOLEILSjam Night w/ Matt Caruso, Eric Napier THE CELLARJAZZCAFE Karen Graves Trio HMV ROBSON Jeremy Davenport 2- 3pm FREE MYLESOF BEANSCandace Canie & Ann.Marie Meyer THE NAAM )amie Clark O'DOUL'S Alan Matheson Trio ORPHEUM Diana Krall Trio, Geoff Keezer Trio OUISI BISTRO Sweet Papa Lowdown PURPLE ONION LOUNGE liBEATos RICHARD'SON RICHARDS Roomful of Blues SEVEN SEASPORTSIDE ROOM Superchauch WESTERNFRONT Polwechsel 5=3opm THE WHIP Sahara Nights WISE HALL Weekly jam w/ The Preservatives, The Groove Diggers FREE THE YALE Tony Robertson's f:i11P."t~r Blues Jam When punk went pop! The annual Skate-punk fest returns again with its usual batch of rockin' punk bands amidst amazing feats of fool-hardy skate boarding and BMX Bike bravery. Hard-core survivors Bad Religion headline over Rancid by virtue of their pedigree, I guess. although I'd bet that the reggae-tinged punk of Rancid will rate higher with the ki~s. The Specials British ska-punk will likely be fun even though they contain neither main vocalist Terry Hall nor musical mastermind Jerry Dammers. Expect the Reverend Horton Heat to serve up his usual mind blowing rocka-billy. As for the rest (NOFX.MXPX.SXXWXXX etc.. etc.). expect punk rock somewhere be· tween the Specials ska and Bad Religion's hard-core. . Wed Jut 8. Tix @ TM. PNE EXHIBITION BOWL Duncan Williams ANIDIFRANCO Used to annoy me to all hell when my cafe workmate would put this on. Something about her all-over-the-place breathless voice. She always sounded like she was running up that hill. fast. I'm learning to love her, though. She's funny as fuck in her interviews and her newest. Little Plastic Castles has much to love on it. both lyrically and musically. Supposed to be hot live, too. Sat Jut 11. 8pm. $33@ TM PLAZA OFNATIONS Duncan Williams Linda Kidder SOUTH Hill CANDY SHOP Allison Russell & Tim Readman, Don Humphries STARFISHROOM The Inbreds, The New Pornographers, Bossanova WALDORF HOTEL 3 Swing Circus: Ray Condo & His Ricochets, New York Jimmy & the Jive 5, Vic Storm & the Cabaret Girls, DJs Laslo Kovaks, Todd Tomorrow, Justin Professional Sneaky Guy, Cass King MC WESTERNFRONT Lonesome Monsters, Garbo's Hat 5:30pm THE WHIPliBEATos THE YALE Isaac Scott Bellingham THE WHIP The Beauticians THE YALE Lee Oskar THE DOUBLEWIDE Clumsy Lovers ARTS CLUB THEATRE I1585Johnston, Granville Island) Duncan William~ JOHN LEE HOOKER & THECOAST TO COAST BLUES BAND Mon Jut 13. 8pm. 7pm doors. $35@ TM. THERAGE VONDA SHEPARD I got no problem with musicians using TV anc film as a vehicle to further their career. Hell Diana Krall was on "Melrose Place·. Big Bae VoodooDaddy.too. and lots of pop bands havE appeared to record-sale boosting effect or "Bev Hills 90210".Get it where you can. I say. still have enough faith in the music industri that the crap will be weeded out eventually anc forgotten, though perhaps not soon enough ir this "Ally McBeal" resident musician's case She looks like a nice person. but her boring white soul is a big yawn • she's the femalE Michael Bolton. for chrissakes! Why anyon1 would pay to see it live when you can see i· every week on TV is beyond me. Mon Jut 13. $22.50@ TM. VOGUE THEATRE Josephine Och~ BADAR ALIKHAN Fri Jut 17. 8pm. 7pm doors. $24.50@ Golder Star Video. Kamat Video Palace, Mann Videc Shop. The Video Shop. Zulu. TM. MASSEY THEATRE (NewWest) YES EDGEFEST 98 Wot a horrible lot. Wot an unruly bunch of corporate ass kissing bands. Why the hell is Sloan on the bill? Have they lost all manner of taste? Are they going corpasskiss. too? Say in aiQ't so. Sloan. Foo Fighters cranks out unimaginative poop rock. Green Day is still recycling the same vocal and guitar riffs. Tea Party could do well to listen to less Zep and more Screaming Trees: Eco Crush may be the most horrible band I've ever seen. Matthew Good Band? Pass the butter. this toast is pretty dry ... Killjoys, Creed?No idea. Lemme guess... hard rockin' tattooed white boys. Watchmen? They'd sell their souls for a tenth of Our Lady Peace's success. There you have it. a guaranteed sell ,out. Sat Jut 11. 12pm. $42@ TM. THUNDERBIRD STADIUM Phi/Oats VANHALEN Sat Jut 11. 8pm. $49.30/$38.55@ TM. THE GORGE(George. WA) Prog snorers drag poncy vegan rock into '90! showing heaps less good taste than when thei had sense to cover Byrds and Buffalc Springfield tunes 30 years ago. Alas. tho. as, born and bred Montrealer I can't shake my sol spot for these tolls and they have resurrectec their rendition of Simon & Garfunkel'! America. When I last saw them in '80 or sc they had a revolving in-the-round stage wilt poop deck hatch doors w)lere tbev could dis· appear during extended solos (and there wen lots) and grab quick carrot juice/alga1 smoothies (no understage blow jobs for thes1 cats). Apparently this show will be in Surrounc Sound with laser/light extravaganza. FormeI non-vegan boozehound Rick Wakeman wa! always at odds with the rest and is no1,1 christian and is outta the project for the ump· teenth time (lo be confirmed). Opener Alar Parsons Live Project likely FM hit balladri psych for caesar salad set. Fri Jut 17. Tix @ TM. GMPLACE PEARL JAM HAYDEN Canada'sfavourite lo-fi basement singer premieres his new full band at the suitably offbeat venue of the Granville Arts Theatre. One of the few Canadian artists to make any kind of splash in the States. Haydenis being touted as this generation's Neil Young or Leonard Cohen. Whal he really is. though. is a truly gifted songwriter who can make a great song out of a trip to the barber or seeing a cute girl in line at a hotel. In short. the kind of tiny little moments that we all experience. Don't expect However you may feel about EddieVedder anc the most overplayed band of the nineties, it'! still been a looong time since they last rod and rolled in Vancouver. The last of the hie three (Nirvana and Soundgarden both havin~ packed it in) grunge bands, PearlJam has always been a great live act. My first show ir Vancouver after moving here was the Nei Young/Pearl Jam one at GM Place and thei1 lastest album has some good rockers on it What can I say, I'm a nostalgia freak. TUESDAY MUSIC CONTINUES ON PAGE 11 THURSDA BLAKE'SON CARRALLLee Aaron BLUE NOTE JAZZBISTRO Lee Aaron CELLARJAZZ CAFERuben Landers THE BRICKYARDNew Music Tuesday CHAMELEON Q COBALTNew Band Night FREE HMV ROBSON Gebhard Ullman 4pm FREE MYLES OF BEANSTwo for the Show ARTSCLUB BACKSTAGELee Aaron BLUENOTE JAZZ BISTROThe 3 Divas THE BRICKYARD$1.49 Day: Wheat ARTSCLUB BACKSTAGE Chiefs, Removal THE NAAM Bruce Jefferson O'DOUL'S jay Thomas Trio OUISI BISTRO Larry Volen Trio THE PIC Johnny Watkins Blues Jam Session PURPLE ONION LOUNGE Brick House RAILWAY CLUB Ronny Scott's Grand Band Slam SEVEN SEAS PORTSIDE ROOM Girls Rock the Boat w/ Suzzanne Wilson SOUTH Hill CANDY SHOP -Gordon Grdina Trio STARFISHROOM Unsane, Kittens, Closed Caption Radio Authority, Aging Youth Gang HMV ROBSON Metalwood 4pm, FREE JUPITER CAFE Daisy Duke, Sandy Scofield, Lavendar Martinis THE NAAM Larry Volen Duo O'DOUL'S Mother of Pearl THE PIC Shanghai Room $2.75 beer w/ Mach Ills PURPLE ONION LOUNGE Stampers RAILWAYCLUB Wayne Newton Wednesdays: Reverie, Pan, Raft of Medusa The Moving Company THE BRICKYARDStrong Like Tractor, JP5, Mi Novi a CAFEDEUX SOLEILSSoft CELLARJAZZCAFESibel Thrasher Trio CHAMELEON Soulstream COBALT Trailer Park, Gradiant Profile COLUMBIA Sixty Cycle Buzz, Hirrou, Sir Hedgehog HMV ROBSON jukejoint 2-3pm, SEVENSEASPORTSIDEROOM PURPLEONION LOUNGE VANCOUVERPRESSCLUB Open Stage Musician Drop•ln w/ host Derek Nyberg SOUTH HILL CANDY SHOP Steve Mitchell ·STARFISHROOM Garage Rock Nite: The Spitfires, Young Loud & Snotty DJs Rob & Rich (of Black Market Babies) SUGARREFINERY Eugene Ripper VANCOUVERPRESSCLUBThe Living Room Comedy Night WESTERNFRONT Vinnie Golia/ Smith{Turetzky j:JOpm THE YALE Fat James Band The Workshop Open Jam w/ Bob &"Chick Machine WESTERNFRONT Chadbourne/ Thomas/Ward s:3opm , THF VAi F P~11IbmP<. CELLARJAZZCAFEArtie Devlin Quartet CHAMELEON Velvet COBALTHurt, Cephla Tripe, Scourge COLUMBIA Hump Day: Flor, Bored of RICHARD'SON RICHARDS Rumba Calzada, Los Pleneros de la 21 SEVEN SEASPORTSIDE ROOM 5=3opm Bellingham THE DOUBLEWIDE Burn Version BLUE NOTE JAZZ BISTRO Flamenco long-winded platitudes on the meanings of the songs as Hayden feels. ·1 really love to hea1 what people think the songs are about.· Don·1 deny yourself the pleasure of this show. Sun Jut 12. Tix @ TM. All Ages. 'N SYNC liBEATo Lounge BLUENOTE JAZZ BISTRO FREE MYLES OF BEANS Adrienne Pierce THE NAAM Jim Black O'DOUL'S Kate HammettVaughan Quartet PURPLEONION CLUB Michael Bu bit! & the Bubble [ets RAILWAYCLUB The Emptys, The Beans RICHARD'SON RICHARDS Greazy Meal, jukejoint SEVEN SEASPORTSIDEROOM J. Hatcher, Wendy Bird .. SOUTH Hill .CANDYSHOP • Happy Enchiladas STARFISHROOM Sweivedriver WESTERNFRONT Steve Beresford/john Butcher 5:30pm THE YALE Christine Duncan Seattle PIER62/63Patti LaBelle 10 June19- 25,1998TerminalCity COMINGSOON... Heather (26), Johhny Fiasco (27), DMC's lju/y I}, I YearAniversary lju/y 4) 1Vliclge and Samsarasevin du Maurier FRIDAY JUNE 19 Club Series Ottobon FRYER 1\JCI( The Coolest Clubs with the Hottest Music Performance Works on Granville Island A World of Music to Discover Under the Bridge withDJ's Remedy andOtaku SATURDAY JUNE 20 ir.~i lnBiED 1111 G~le Island I AZ Z withguests 1218 CARTWRIGHT ST. TheNewPornographe 9PMNIGHTLY Studio 16 andBossanova Great National and International Jazz Performers Definitely the last and most exciting stop before calling it a night TUESDAY JUNE 23 Unsane .Kittens withguests 1545 WEST 7TH AVE. 2 SHOWS NIGHTLY 9PM AND MIDNIGHT Arts Club Theatre Backstage Lounge Blue Note Jazz Bistro Capone's Cellar Jazz Cafe Chameleon Urban Lounge Club Millennium Cotton Club Georgia St. Bar & Grill Monk McQueens O'Douls Purple Onion Rossini's Tickets and Information Sprinklers ~5TEL Jazz Hotline 872-5200 Whip Gallery Ticketmaster 280-4444 Yale www.jazzfest.bc.sympatico.ca Program guides at all Starbucks, HMV stores & ticket outlets rockabilly/ swing ) revue ~\ ·~" ._..,_ 315 Club andClosed Caption Radio dance lessons ·',·. 9:30pm WEDNESDAY JUNE 24 Young,Loud & Snotty withDJsRich& Rob andThe$pitfireJ THURSDAY JUNE 25 presents The Bughouse 5 *great tattoo SWERVED Bardo Pond withguests transistor sound &lighting co. and FRIDAY JUNE 26 Jungle bionic THEVANCOUVER SUN csc fr radiQ)NE COMING SOON: I.he :Accadtf./4620 Wes/ :Pender JESUSLIZARD, ALL, SKAFEST, PURE, GANDHARVAS, JAR TerminalCity June19- 25,199811 Mu~ic Sun Jul 19. 7,30pm. $35 @ TM. PACIFIC COLISEUM Duncan Williams VANCOUVER FOLK MUSIC FESTIVAL Much of the charm of festivals (espe_ciallyones that have a few days to do it) is their ability to expose audiences to some lesser-known artists by using the big names to draw people in. And while last year·s fest was a little heavier on the big names (seemingly to draw in a younger crowd with the likes of Ani DiFranco. Dan Bern. Bob Snider and Bob Wiseman). this year"s Folk Fest seems to be reaching back to its roots with a re-focus on the folk and rootsmusic from as many countries around the world as possible. As unfamiliar as the names and sounds are to me. half the fun is discovering some unheard of gem like last year·s b~unce ignitors from Scotland. Shooglenifty. Don"t miss San Franciscan Carmaig de Forest"s unique poetic charms that will undoubtedly provide a thought-provoking contrast to a beautiful sunny day at the water. F,riJul 17-Sun 19.$79 weekend pass early bird tix Iii Jun 27. $95 after Jun 20 adult adv week- • end. $30 eves-$45 per day Sat-Sun adv tix @ gate. $55 weekend. $20 Fri night/$22 for SatSun days youth 13-18yrs. FREE Fri night wl adult. $10 weekend. $6 day Sat/Sun Little Folks 3-12yrs. FREE under 3/seniors 65+. Tix thru Vancouver Folk Music Festival w/ no service charge. 100-207 W. Hastings in Vancouver/602-9798. fax to 602-9790 or e-mail to tix@thefestival.bc.ca. Tix also@ TM. JERICHO BEACH PARK Josephine Ochej JANET JACKSON She makes good dance music. I like it when she wears the militaristic outfit. I don't like this new sexpot image. She doesn't need to pop her tits out like that cheap sis of hers. Latoya. c·mon. Janet, stop it! Yer the classiestJackson (moreso than Jermaine). You don't need to show yer new tattoo. either. So. you gotta tattoo! So what? I don't wanna see it. Put it away! Janet. you can sing. you can dance. yer talented. Just be yourself. That"s all I ask. Sorry. but l"m a sucker for that whole "girl next door· image even if it's from something as farfetched as a Jackson! Depression tip, Janet believes that your sad cells can be removed through coffee enemas. Sat Aug 8. $79.50/$59.50/$44.50@ TM. GMPLACE Robert Dayton SPICE GIRLS Do you think that just cuz Ginger Spice left the group that it makes me not want to see them now? Wrongo! They are still a quartet! That"s fpur Spices! Four great entertainers that know how to put on a show! Yes. I will miss Ginger. She's my third favourite Spice. 1will follow her solo career. I still gotta go and see the Spice Girls! I'm a big fan! They make me so happy! l"ve seen "Spice World" twice and ifs even better the second time! Baby Spice is my favourite! I would love to meet the Spice Girls. Please! Can somebody out there get me backstage! Please! Please! I'll be on good behaviour! I love the Spice Girls a lot! Me and my friend Greg (he couldn't get tickets cuz it sold out too quick and he wants to go real bad he's seen "Spice World" three times!) talk about them all the time! He's still gonna buy "Spice World"' on video. he's sad about Ginger but is interested in what the Spice Girls will produce as a four piece. We love them and we wanna see them and we wanna meet them! Somebody help us! It's our dream! Tue Aug 11. 7,30pm. SOLD OUT. GMPLACE Robert Dayton THEBS2S, THEPRETENDERS The trancendent pop harmonies of B52s are back on the road. Cosmic Thing was one of the best pure pop records of the last decade. Joining up with Chrissie Hynde. whose spinetingling vibrato has always given me shivers since hearing the first Pretenders album on acid. It's been too long since she's been around. too. No word at this moment on just who the hell is in these bands these days. Fri Aug 14. 8pm. Tix@ TM. THEGORGE (George, WA) Phil Oats BACKSTREET BOYS We are living in one weird world when a watered-down (?) New Kids On the Block combo can sell out GM Place. There'll be dancing and singing and screaming and that's just the mid· dle-aged men in the audience. Yes girl. you know it's true, the men don't know but the little girls understand. Alright. alright! Enough of that! There's always got to be something like this for the kids and it might as well be these twits. Sat Aug 15. 7,30pm. SOLD OUT. GMPLACE Duncan Williams UNDER THEVOLCANO FESTIVAL Take Grandview Park on a busy summer day and multiply it by 10 and throw in some organization and a plethora of bands. etc. and you·ve got this 9th annual festival built around art and social change and bongos in the dirt. Confirmed acts include Consolidated. Swamp Mama Johnson. Team Dresch. Black Anger. Katari Taiko. and Lester Quitzau. Sun Aug 16.Admission by donation. Info 6695625. shimmy w H E R E ARTSCLUBBACKSTAGl ~ Tue TunleTUMday$w/ OJMiele Sheoi;!rJ IAIALUFri-SalOJ$. CILEIRffllSFri RehQb.Sot Plon,tfog, 1he h<ll/$$of-Venl/$& f)J Pickav doo ..MOit Ps~ic Puas i(h &'90$ New wave,undersround, I w/ OJApollo .(,9. WadSylllQn,'s w/ DJsOkby doo, ~sf Tim~ & AdamKing. Visualsbv Urban. CHAMELEON11UANLOUAGESvn AirtirJht drum'n'ba$svi/ PJsAndy B,Bi.wen, Kyan,Luke& Vince.TueParlcP!ace ~p houiew/ DJ.J&si,MikaMi:Cuoig& Todd. Wed DoubleSi1< swlngln'lounge w/ DJs latzlo &Toddakernali~ Wednesdoys w/ Hlphugger,claulc R8,Band soulfromPJa Sipreano,AusttnBloat & King8". Thuel Famosow/ GMan & Rizk.Sun Jun21 . 5 DJ Phantasy. CWI 212 Fri 2.50 Fr • i retrorock'n' roUTopAO. Sot 2.50 • da~. TveH',pHop. Wed Firehouse, dcmcehall,reggae, soco & R&Bw/ DJsSilk,Tomde Dance Mon ThuAlternative Nightw/ DJsPaco& Monk. CWI 23 WIST Fri Heaven. Sat Purgatory. SunChurchof theTwisted.ThuNelierland golhicthursdays,w/DJ Pandemonium& I.adv maleficent. THEGATE S11n SwingOutw/ DJt.slie $. Mon $ig Apple Monday$ east coast swing. TueTheJumpw/ MortyMarffnl& Jenny Jive. Wed Antonia's Swinging_ Hi-BoD w/ TC'sown lovelr.DJAntonia.ThuSig Beat BallrQOm: DJleslie $, SwingKids Tonya & • Theo. LWAFAIRFri RocketSciOOC$w/ DJ Dru. Sat OJWarren,alternative, underground. T o D A N c E Sunlnduslrlal,Britdance. TueClasslesw/ 80s diaca.WedDJCzech. Thu&est<>f British. MADISON'SFriladies' Night.SatTronce DallCe,H'ip,hop1 reggqe, dance& R&B: Thu Tn;inceDance,tree pool. THEPALLADIUM Sun Sanctuaryw/ DJs Mictonian,Pondemonlum, dotkmusicforo dark 09!'· THI PIC ThuStashw / theWoi,derTwins. PURPU!ONIONCl,UBFri Whatev!lrw/ PJ Solo.Sal TopAOw/ DJMott!.ode. MonSP.fl')d gar~ and drumand bass. TveDeep aoil Jo;zy house w/ DJ Onlv MottWed ~nd A '80s w/ 014Mott Lock& Moses,EmceeYogiB THI RAGEFri Flc;is!Jback Fridays_, lave hitsof todaii & yesti>rday. Sat Club95, welcome1o ' the futurew/ host Freewqyfrank, DJsSwift& Kool. . . . . RICHAllD'S ON RICHARDS FrfPwsb,R&B, funk,dance,old sk.oolw I OJDove& the ijoyacouts. Sat Epic,progressive lop AOand union relrow/ DJClirisJ<Jmes,dr&si1:ode.1i 10361 progressiveh<>Use, down le<npobeats w/ OJ$Rhombus&YannSolo. SONARFriMo' CherryBombsDJsCzech, Spun-k,, downtempo funk,jazz, breakbeats. Sat Fever, housew?DJsTylerT-BoneStod',us, LukeMcKwhan, DanoD. Men Shampco w/ DJDave'snu!IV0disco. Wed Grande,soul, R&B, hip-l)op & reggae w/ DJsGMAN, Wax, Kerne & Flipout. ThuLaunch,techno & hord housew/ DJPasco(allemoting Thursdaysw/ Presho,df!lm'n'lxm w/ DJAndy&. Room2: Kilo-Cee. STONETEMPLECABARETFriTop 40 Done w/ DJKrown.Sal House, f)rogreulve dance w/ DJMorie S. David TueDiscoInfernow/ OJ MarioS. David.Wed StudentNight Thu C)fympo$, TopAO, progressivedancew/ DJ M<irio S. David. Sendyourlistingsto Shimmy,Fax:669-4343,e-mail:calendar@termlnalclty.com, Shimmy,TerminalCity,MedicalAlts Building, Secondfloor,8:isCranvilte, V6Z 1K9. CATES· PARK (NorthVan) Phil Oats STOLTMANN ECOFEST '98 Festival promoting proposed Stoltmann Wilderness National Park. alternate energy and climate change issues. Entertainment TBA. Speakers include Greenpeace co-founder Paul George and Witness Program Nancy Bleck with more TBA. Sat Aug 29. SQUAMISH FIRST NATIONS LANDS, NORTH VANCOUVER LILITH FAIR How to improve on the most successful of last year's big tours? Keep Sarah. Lose Lisa. Oh well. too late. Adding Diana Krall to the bill will always make my day brighter. Throw in Vancouver's marvelously interesting Veda Hille (make sure you don't per her on no second stage) and you're getting much closer to making me actually want to go this year. for once. But l"m waiting to see what they've got for Bumbershoot in Seattle same weekend. Mon Aug 31. Tix info TBA. THUNDERBIRD STADIUM Josephine Ochej Tai i Everwandered? Satisfyyourcuriosity. 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NIGHTMAREof a leading gal... but a gooil film anywat FunnJ-noth[P~e ~and it still !lets all ot an metaWritten and directed by Christopher Scott Cherot. Starring Christopher Scott Cherot. Chenoa Maxwell. Tamm, Katherine Jones. Rating unavailable. ~rrti! GRANVILLE 7 Ananda Pellerin THEOPPOSITE Of SEX "The Addams Family" ·s Wednesday grows up in this often funny. just- as-often tedious comedy about teen troublemaker with a seemingly endless satchel of venom. After DeDee (Christina Ricci) seduces. becomes pregnant by, and skips town with her gay half-brother's lover Matt. various and sundry wacky friends and family chase after them to California. Among the supporting cast. Johnny Galecki (Davidlrom "Roseanne') stands out as a poutv young gay man who is determined to be with Mall. Written/directed by Don Roos. Starring Christina Ricci. Martin Donavan. Lisa Kudrow. Lyle Lovett. Johnny_Galecki. Rated R. FIFTH AVENUE CINEMAS, GRANVILLE 7, PARK& TILFORD Martha Gall MULAN Disney animated feature about a plucky young Chinese girl who. desperate lo save ller father. dons a boyish disguise and becomes a valiant knight. DEEP IMPACT The scale of Deep Impact is calibrated by the emotional response, not the size of the disaster itself. As the US President (Morgan Freeman) reveals that an asteroid as big as Mount Everest is hurtling towards Eartll and the planet has one year to live. a woman (Tea Leoni) seeks a reunion with her parents. two young lovers make promises. and others mourn the loss of their future. Yes. there are special effects. but they mainly serve as relief from the emotional intensity of the people dealing with impending extinction on a personal level. The impact will wipe you out. Directed by Mimi Leder. Starrif'lg Tea Leoni. Morgan Freeman. Elijah Wood.Robert Duvall. Ron Eldard. Laura Innes. Rated PG. CAPRICE, CAPRICE PARK ROYAL, SILVER CITY Clare Hodge THEDEVIL'S ADVOCATE A brash and naive young lawyer from smalltown Florida is enficed lo New York lo work for a really big firm that offers he and his wife big money and a fabulous apartment in exchange for ... their very souls. Sounds promising, but wasn't this done a few years ago in a firm called "The Firm?" Keanu is. well. Keanu. Al Pacino is obviously having a good time as the ultimate bad guy. Silly but fun. Directed by Taylor HackforiJ. Starring_Keanu Reeves. At Pacino. Charlize Theron. Sun Jun 21. RAILWAY CLUB Martha Gall DIRTY WORK A comedy about a thirtysomelhing loser who realizes that the few skills he posseses are ideal for exacting revenge for profit. Starring "Saturday Night [ive" ·s Weekend Update guy. Norm Macdonald. Written by Norm Macdonald. Directed by (g_ulp) Bob Sag_et.Starring Norm Macdonalif. J!.rtie Lange. Don Rickles. Chevy Chase. Rated PG13. CAPITOL 6, ESPLANADE 6, RICHMOND CENTRE 6, SILVER CITY, STATION SQUARE 7 FEAR ANDLOATHING IN LASVEGAS Around 11\ecorner from the Granville 7 you can probably buy a hit of bad blotter acid which is probably less like a genuine acid trip. Bui as a remarkably faithful adaptation of Ille book. the film as well suffers from tacked-on psychCAPITOL 6, CAPRICE 3 NEWTON, CAPRICE 4 WHITE ROCK, ESPLANADE 6, RICHMOND CENTRE, edelic pseudo-observations of the state of America. There was some timely Timothy SILVER CITY, STATION SQUARE 7, VARSITY Leary bashing though, and wasn't Johnny THEATRE Depp supposed to be in this movie somewhere? See it now before it becomes a (hack TWILIGHT Of THEICENYMPHS hack) ·cull classic'. Orange skies, ostrich-farmers. one-legged Directed by Terry Gilliam.Starring Johnny mesmerisls. numphomaniac widows ... Depp. Benecio Del Toro. Rated 14A. sounds like my last birthday party! GRANVILLE 7, CAPRICE PARK ROYAL, VANEAST Winnipegger Guy Maddin made this thorCINEMA oughly unusual fairytale in a warehouse with Blaine Thurier a measly 1.5 million bucks. I'm thinking that we should see this one. Double bill witli "UnGODZILLA cut·. Directed by Guy Maddin. Starring Shelley Al over two hours. this first big-screen treatDuvall. Pascale Bussieres. Frank Gorshin. ment in decades about the big lizard is too long PACIFIC CINEMATHEQUE and too goofy. Matthew Broaerick and Maria Martha Gall Pitillo don't exactly ignite the screen on fire when they look al one another, something the UNCUT filmmakers must have sensed because 11\ese A wildly entertaining film that dares to explore two have nary a scene together. As for the copyright law. circumcision. and Canadianicon monster on tlie loose in New York, this guy Pierre'Trudeau simultaneously. As three gay tends to run and hide (praying for a call from men named Peter try. in 1979Ottawa. to conhis agent?) instead of tearing people limb from front these seemingry disparate issues. interlimb. Anti-boredom tip: close your eyes. lisviews with actual Canadian artists show how ten lo Azaria and Shearer. and imagine it's their work has been affected by copyright. y_ourfavourite "Simpsons· episode. Political. original. and often very funny, this is Directed by Roland Emmerich. Starring Matthe latest by Ontario director John Greyson thew Broderick. Maria Pitillo. Hank Azaria. ("Lilies·. ·zero Patience"). Harry Shearer. Rated 14A.• • • A Vancouver premiere. double bill with "TwiCAPRICE 3 NEWTON, PARK & TILFORD, RIALTO light of the Ice Nymphs". Directed by John WHITE ROCK, RICHMOND CENTRE, SILVER CITY, urey_son.Starring Matthew Ferguson. Michael STATION SQUARE 5 Achtman. Damon D'Oliviera. Martha Gall PACIFICCINEMATHEQUE Martha Gall CIRCUMCISING TRUDEAU DIRECTOR JOHN GREYSON TALKSABOUT"UNCUT" By MARTHA GALL John Greyson is looking forward to the day he can show his most favourite of his films, "Making of Monsters", which he made before "Zero Patience" (a musical about ACT-UP and Patient Zero, the name given to the legendary French-Canadian £light attendant blamed for bringing the AIDS virus to North America) and last year's Genie-award winning "Lilies". "Monsters" used music from Bertolt Brecht and Kurt Weill's "Three Penny Opera." Before this play's most familiar song became some of the most recognized music of this century, it was featured in 18th century playwright John Gay's "The Beggar's Opera". Gay had taken a popular melody of his day and added his own lyrics to the tune, to draw in his audience. The crowd loved this device, as did, two centuries later, Brecht and Weill's patrons. For his 1991 film, John Greyson inserted his own lyrics and Mack the Knife became I Hate Straights. Sounds simple, right? Take something familiar and popular, and put your own twist on it. Funny, that's not how things turned out. After reading a New York Times review of "Making of Monsters", the Weill estate refused to release the rights to any of the songs in "Three Penny Opera" to Greyson. He couldn't release his film, and, adding insult to injury, it was during that very same year that a certain fast food chain ran a series of ads urging us to "Make it Mac Tonight", sung to the tune of. .. well, you guessed it. Greyson says: "The irony of that timing was • not lost on anyone." . John Greyson and I chat about many things, including his previous work and musicals, but the conversation always returns to The Issue: Copyright. It's the main theme of his new film, "Uncut", which opens June 19 at Pacific Cinematheque. The film concerns three gay men named Peter who live in 1979 Ottawa. Peter Koosens (Michael Achtman) is a typist who harbours an obsession for then-Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. Peter Cort (Matthew Ferguson) is a student who brings his treasured thesis on circumcision to Peter K to type. Peter Denham (Damon D'Oliveira) is a pioneering video artist who ends up using both Peters, as well as other "borrowed" material, in his work. This appropriation lands all three of them in jail. But "Uncut" isn't simply fiction; thrust into the saga of the three Peters are interviews with actual artists such as General Idea's A. A. Bronson and playwright/performer Linda Griffiths, who have been affected by the dreaded C-word. Greyson sums it ·up: "Part of the job of being an artist is being familiar with what's gone on before and referencing it. .. we all steal from each other, as Linda says. To be an artist is to steal. But then copyright law turns around and says, 'No, you're not allowed to do that.' Crazy!" "Uncut" 's clever title refers not only to copyright and its tendency to become a kind of censorship, but to the opposite of circumcision, young Peter Cort's obsession. While these topics and Pierre Trudeau might seem to belong to three different films, Greyson has used personal experience to combine them into a single, engrossing film. "In 1990 I was going to the iCanadian Film Centre, and I wrote this script about Trudeau and circumcision. I thought it was really fun and it was at a time when outing debates were really big, and this whole debate about 'Do you out public figures?' and the ethics of that really interested me. I wanted to write a film about it. It • didn't fly at the Film Centre. They-didn't like that script. So I ended up doing the other film, "Making of Monsters", ran into all the trouble with the Kurt Weill estate ... And so for that reason, they became a bit locked in my mind, memories of Trudeau and circumcision became all wrapped up with this copyright crisis I had ... It grew out of very real experiences I was having and I think a big part of "Uncut" was the pleasure of weaving these seemingly completely unconected things into a sort of whimsical fable." As with his other films, Greyson has found a fresh way to tell a story. Despite his confessions about appropriating, "Uncut" is thoroughly original. But will we ever see "Making of Monsters"? Greyson smiles. "Kurt Weill's music becomes public domain in the year 2001. So, for the Weill estate, the clock is ticking. I'm going to have a big party in the year 2001 and everyone is invited." 1 HOPE FLOATS THEX·FILES:THE MOVIE Al last. the big screen adventure that Mulder and Scully. to say nothing of Duchovny and Anderson. have been waifing_for. CAPRICE WHITE ROCK, uRANVILLE 7, OAKRIDGE. PARK & TILFORD, RICHPORT. SCOTT72. SILVERCITY,STATIONSQUARE5 Martha Gall CURRENTLY PLAYING AFTERGLOW Four characters do a frazzled dance around one another. seeking comfort and struggling with love. in what amounts lo far more Dian a simple farce ... Julie Christie and Nick Nolte are middle-aged and shattered. missing both their runaway daughter and the passion that used to rule their !fays and nights. They intersect with two egually bruised young marrieds. Director Alan Rudolph triumphs with a story that keeps unfolding in your head for days. Written/directed by Alan Rudole_h.Starring Julie Christie. Nick Nolte, Lara Flynn Boyle, Jonny Lee Miller. Rated PG RIDGE Martha Gall ARTEMISIA As the title character in this true story about a young 17th century female painter. Valentina CervI pouts like a model-turned-actress instead of delivering a strong performance about a talented woman liVillJI al a time when such a thing is unheard of. Film wastes time on a lacklustre romance (joining the trendy full-frontal-male-nudity club in fhe process) between the ripe Artemisia and her middleaged painter-teacher. Lots of sex, not nearly enough art. Direc1ed by Agnes Mer/et. Starring Valentina Cervi. Michel Serrault. Rated IBA FIFTH AVENUE CINEMAS Martha Gall BLACK DOG Patrick Swayze re-makes the last half of his late-·aos movie. "Point Break" playing a goodhearted ex-con forced to deliver guns after his family is held hostage by the meanest men in the world. Country singer Randy Travis costars and if that doesnl give you some idea about this movies dramalic limitations. then nothing will. Starring Patrick Swayze. Randy Travis. Rated PG. PARADISE Lori Schneider CAN'T HARDLY WAIT They're all here, the class beauty queen. the profagonisl who is also a budding writer. the ock. lhe shy girl. the geek. It's graduation ime. 1998. Party! Written and directed by Harry £/font and Deborah Kaplan. Starring Ethan Embry. Charlie Korsmo. Seth Green. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Rated PG/3. l GRANVILLE 7, OAKRIDGE, PARK & TILFORD, SCOTT 72,SILVER CITY, STATION SQUARE 5 CITYOFANGELS Unsightly angel Nie Cage poP.sinto the life of unlil<ely neurosurgeon Meg Ryan. The movies so feelgood ii fries lo give you a vigorous massage liut slowly. surely, the marl<eting aspect creeps in. Cageand Rvan aren't exactly made for each other, kind of like they both haij co-star approval and ran out of choices close lo shooting time (hence the dramatics-drowning soundtrack). Oh yeah. chipper Meg also weeps tears so perfectly formed they put The Heart of the Ocean lo sliame. Starring Nicolas Cage. Meg Ryan. Dennis Franz. Ra/edit.A. PARADISE Lori Schneider NOWPLAYING A gently funny Sandra Bullock vehicle that answers the question, Whatever happened to the P.rom_gueenafter graduation? According to "Flope'Aoats·. she married. moved to the big city with and was dumped (on a national daytime talk show. no less) 10 years later by her high school sweetheart who eventually grew tired of his sweet and unchallenging trophy wife. So. it's back home lo Texasfor Birdee anil her daughter. where Birdee·s eccentric mother (Rowrands) attempts to pound a longabsent sense of self back into her humiliated daughter. The film manages to stay sweet without being sticky, still. Deller bring your handkerchief. Directed by Forest Whitaker. Starring Sandra Bullock. Harry Connick Jr. Rated Pu. CAPRICE TSAWWASSEN, GRANVILLE 7, PARK & TILFORD, RIALTO WHITE ROCK, SCOTT 72, STATION SQUARE 5 Martha Gall THEHORSE WHISPERER LORISCHNEIDER, CRITl~t. 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DebH~'s simpleton (OIi• aITTIS of,"I wishwe <OUld startthis-$• ccutoff ona briahter note... • ora ~er ~ that'sso clamimportant it hapf!!!ns, 1 like,10 minutes into theshow,regaidle$s of whether there'sany breakingnew$?I thinktM thi~ l'Umissthe mostis $low·· ,tulkin'Pamelci Martin, who50 eloq~. describediheploy"tagtime" !D SClfflC!hing likethe•mostamlm!'9specklcle I'vee,ver• seen!"I bet it is .- unlessyou'.ve$11811 Pam inhalethebuffetlobleat f/1'19fJ~al open·, ingfroma bigmulti-million dollarployto onenvelope. . mation of Ludovic - who wants to be a girl. but isn't - from ·carefree child gender-bender· to sad kid whose cross-dressing sto~s making his parents giggle. Thatthe idenli clause ofl.udovic's betiav1ouris keynote. an not iust the sexual bold print. makes this film original. Further Reading, Gender Shock. How pretty boys and aggressive girls are treated on this continent. Sick stuff. Relevant film. Starring Georges du Fresne. Jean-Philipe Ecoffey. Michefe Laroque and Helene Vincent. Written by Chris vander Stappen. Alain Berliner. Rated PG FIFTH AVENUE CINEMAS Ananda Pellerin A PERFECT MURDER Oh no! There's blood all over the Prada boots! Gwyneth "I've always had a boyfriend" Paltrow is the suspecting wife in this latest Michael Douglas 'let's-kilr-the-women-we-fuck' -gambol. At 2 1/2 hours. I wondered who was hired to edit ,he Bodyfcuard". At one-fi'.!Y; "A Per- ~'lii1i· f~;I cl1r~~~:sf~~I ~rg~~::e~ tfk~h:~ in\·ection of valium directly into my temple. like al of enlroxy wrapped into a little celluloid ~~\~e~f all ays to've left my drool cup at the Directed ~ Andrew Davis. Starring Michael ~~rlltt;wyneth Paltrow CAPITOL 6, ESPLANADE 6, RICHMOND CENTRE, SILVER CITY, STATION SQUARE Ananda Pellerin 6 DAYS, 7 NIGHTS . Anne Heche and l:!arrison Ford,sta'r as a pair of opposites attracting while fighting to survive when their plane goes down on a desert island. A comedy. Starring Harrison Ford, Anne Heche. CAPITO[ 6, CAPRICE 4 WHITE ROCK, CAPRICE 3 NEWTON, ESPLANADE 6, RICHMOND CENTRE, SILVER CITY, STATION SQUARE 7 SLIDING DOORS This pleasantly annoying "alternative realities· romantic comedy again poses the question, can Gwyneth Paltrow act? Just kidding. It poses no such question al all. A more pertinent question might be, how many more of these insipid ·veli1cles· can Ms. Paltrow get away with before the end of the millennium? Belli male leads are by degrees funny and charming CFour Weddings and a Funeral" veteran John Hannah wins by the virtue of his dense Scottish accent) and Jeanne Tripplehorn makes a decent Kirstie Alley. Jr. as fhe other woman. Directed Peter Howitt. Starring Gwynneth Paltrow. ohn Hannah. John Lynch. Jeanne Tripp_lehorn.Rated PG. 3/o VANEAST CINEMA Duncan Williams Leathery Robert Redford is quite the contrast TITANIC skinned Kristen Scofl Thomas in this "Bridges of Madison County"-style adaptation of the BIG bestseller about a guy who talks to the horses and sleeps with the oabes who are turned on b_yit. Starrif'lg Robert Redford. Kristen Scott-Thomas. Rated PG. Hasn't everyone on lheJ,lanel seen ii yet? Directed (as if you di n 't know) by James Cameron. Starring Leonardo Di Caprio. Kate Wins/et. Billy Zane. Rated 14A. opposite the lovely, the talented. tautly- RICHMOND CENTRE THETRUMAN SHOW ESPLANADE 6, RIALTO WHITE ROCK, RICHMOND, Australian Weir rescues a fairly good movie CENTRE, VANCOUVER CENTRE from mere blockbuster status mostly by renLori Schneider KISS ORKILL "Kiss Or Kill". a fast-paced tale of love on the run. distrust. guns. and knives. drags the tired genre of film noir out of the darkness and losses it out onto the Australian outback. where ii slithers moodily under a blistering sun. Great noir. great fun. Directed by Bill Bennet. Starring Frances O'Connor. Matt Day. Rated 18.Sun Jun 21. RAILWAY ~LUB Martha Gall THELAST DAYS OFDISCO Phlegmatic rules the day and pedestrian lords overlhe nightclub sequences of this 'bridge into a new era· flick. Its the beginning of 11\e ·sos and the kids lust want to keep dancing like ii was still the 70s. A rolling synchronicitv of lacklustre plot and SP.am-coloured tighl shots of boring people ilisjecting, verbally. socially and chemically. If you're really jonesin' for the '80s. Matthew 'Broderick is now sucking in a film nearby. Better yet. hold out for the hellscapade that will be the press surrounding "American Psycho". Directeil by Whit Stillman. Starrif'19 Chloe Sevigny, Kate Beckinsdale. Chris Eigeman. Matt Keeslar.Rated PG FIFTH AVENUE CINEMAS Ananada Pellerin LOVE ANDDEATH ONLONG ISLAND John Hurt stars as reclusive and pathetically behind-the-times British author Jiles De-Ath. who quite unexpectedly develops a crush on Hollywood actor Ronnie Bostock (Jason Priestly). It's a stalker movie. but ii is more interested in character than in action. which means that it is refreshingly free of the violence that usually accompanies films of this ~fae;ring John Hurt. Jason Priestly. Fiona Loewslc1.Rated PG • . . RIDGE • ' Martha Gall MAVIEENROSE (MYLIFE IN PINK) A film about that not-quite-old-maxim , it's less acceptable to be a little 'girl boy· than a tomboy - even if the Belgian suburbs are a wonderland of neighbourllood lawn parties. Spot-on cinematic lricks show the transfer- dering his rubber-limbed star's legs and arms unflailable. Carrey plays ii straiglil as an average guy whose entire life has been broadcas! to the world without his knowledge, the filmmaker neglects to fill these:viewers' with a sense of guilt or responisbility in these billions of voyeurs. Ed Karris is brilliant as the "show's· creepy artiste/mastermind Christoff. Directed bf. Peter Weir. StarrinK Jim Carrey. JJn ey. Noah Emmerlic • Ed Hams. ~:r;: CAPITOL 6, CAPRICE 3 NEWTON, ESPLANADE 6, PARK, RIALTO WHITE ROCK, RICHMOND CENTRE 6, SILVER CITY, STATION SQUARE 7, VANCOUVER CENTRE Martha Gall WILDE Stephen Fry is an excellent Oscar Wilde in this fine film which follows the famous dandy as he leaves behind his young family in favour of the limelight and the l\omosexuarlifestyle that calls out lo him. Wilde takes great pains lo show that with this 19th-century celebrity's increasing success came more and more frequent absences that hurt his wife and young sons. Filled in the glorious burgundy anil gold hues of the late Viclorian era. the camera positively shudders when ii alights on the startlingly handsome Law. who plays the spoiled young Lord Alfred Douglas. the love of Wilde's life. Directed br Brian Gilbert. Starring Stephen ~~/~:red Vanessa Redgrave. Jennifer 11A FIFTH AVENUE CINEMAS Martha Gall THEWINTER GUEST For those interested primarily in performance. ,he Winier Guest: about tlie coldest day on record in a sleepy Scottish fishing village, is heavenly. II is a JOYto watch a wonderful cast that includes Emma Thompson and her reallife mum Phyllida Law. but with so little actually occurring to propel the film. "The Winter Guest· slows to a standstill. leaving you hopIng that something. anything wilt actually hap11en. Directed by Alan Rickman. Starrin~ Emma k~f::/'/8.n, Phyllida Law. Gary Ho lywood. RIDGE Martha Gall Perform a nceJEN TerminalCity June19- 25,199813 GrinningDragonTheatre.8pm. TueJun 16-Sun21. $1_5/$12.73_0-1648. FIREHALL ARTS CENTRE (303E.Cordova) Alan Hindle CRESSY SCIPIONE ·early feminism. Re-discover the origin of the phrase "Electra Complex" with this heady incest/ revenge tale. Theatre THISJUST IN 8pm. ToSunjun 28~Thu-Sun.$10/$8@ 224-8007. JERICO ARTS CENTRt (1675Discovery) Jen Cressey JUST A MOMENT Scipione was likely exciting when originally staged in 1730, particularly due to_castrat1being feafured in the two male romantic leads. W1tfi this modern Rroduction, I don't know whether to blame Handel or director Kate Hutchinson for the imP,lausible, insensitive relations that soundea so beautiful but looked so cold, stiff and empty. Surely Hutchison could have carved out bolder spaces for her.cast, allowing them to move dissappear, anything besides sland and wait for their turn to sing. On the other hand, this is a Handel rush-joli, tossed toEether in a mere three weeks. Musicallybit is fuff of texture and magic, yet the plot is all ut absent. To their credit, "Moaern _Baroque Opera has acco_m_plished the daunting task of translating the ong1nal libretto into English with varying aegrees of success: some of fhe passages are purest poetry culling tears, and some are cheesier than a Swiss kitdien. Final analysis: Scipione is a sumptuous museum-piece for opera-liuffs and Handel afficianados. But I'd watcn it again for the exquisite performance of Phoebe MacRae as the smouldering-but-faithful Berenice. Whiny castrati, be damned! Bring on the babes. 8pm. To Fri Jun 19 (odd-numbered nights only). !'20/$18. 251-ui!J- You know that head in the mirror thing where you see yourself reflected a million times into infinity? Well "lust a Moment", the latest proAMBUSHED duction from Word of Mouth Theatre Co., 1s Having survived The Treatment for drug ad- something like this. It ends where it begins, and diction, Bobbi must now prove herselffo an leaves you pondering both Mephistoplieles and unhelpful Social Services to win her kids Carl Sagan. Haunted _bytheir. pasts and a sinisback. Ex-boyfriend's doing badly, sporting a ter mime, two despa1r1ngdrinkers discuss the gun· his stoic sister's cracking; their sociaTiy- nature of reality amidst occasional disco sounds conscious brother has a couple beers, every- drifting in from Havana. Definitely worth checkone is disaP,pointed. Topics include: Sex/ ing out. child/drug/alcohol/physical abuse, male vio- 8:30 pm. To Sat Jun 20, Thu 25-Sat 27. $10/$8. VANCOUVER EAST CULTURAL CENTRE (1896 lence, social welfare and bureaucracy,home- 7_28-9005. lessness, refugees, suicide, fatal diseases, HAVANA Venables) (1212Commercial) nervous brealiaowns and in.sanity, denial, Jen Cressey RobinJacob guilt and death. "Ambushed' needs a s1destory. It becomes a barrage of audition-workSPINCYCLE THEWORD shop vignettes of the I Am An Actor Acting MOM'S Actors cold-reading local scriptwriters' works-invariety with a bit of prop-holding for gooa "Who's going to watch the baby?" progress. Essentially a literary chorus-line. The "I'll take lier with me. She'll be fine, the play goes measure. Its relentlessness gives 1tnowllere M.C. announces the next piece, the audience to go. Perhaps dysfunction is better pre- on at 8, she'll sleep through it just like she did diffuses and seemingly hal stream on stage to with "Titanic'!" sented with occasional subtlety and less take part. The director mumbles a few expTanastomeing about shouting out lists of char- An hour later, I am standing in the black alcove tions to comP.licate thing_sand ... there_they go! acter flaws, sob stories and ABC psychology. between the entrance and the theatre peering The scripts, theatre andTilm, are d1vv1edup al8pm. To Sat Jun 27. $15/13. 2pm Sat Jun 20 al. through the crack of the doors, jiggling baby on most aroitrarily shortly beforehand so the actors hip, puke running down my snoufder, simultaSat Jun 27;41'm Sun Jun 21. J29·1JZ0, really are discovering their words as they go. With neously breastfeeaing and taking down notes. GASTOWN GLOBE THEATRE (36Powell) luck, a good scri11t and a good cast come to"Wait,' you think, "wflat the hell does this have Alan Hindle to do with anxthin_g?"Well, if you aren't intergether and a terrific time is had by all. Another I combination may P,roduce a chain of nervous ested in m_ytale of"woe, this is not the play for TINSEL & CREAM 2 ducks reading bits of paper. You pays your money you. But if it strikes a chord, then go see the The first "Tinsel & Cream" was replete with P,lay.It's well worth it. (you might want to leave you takes your chances, but the fare is by donation. amazing atmosphere, fanciful refreshments, the kiddies with Gram ...) 8p_m.Thursday_,,all summer. By donation. cool tunes (a little bird told me that nostal- 8pm. To Sat Jun 27. Tue-Sat . Res 687-16H, TM. gia for the likes of Devo is not only healthy, ARTS ANZACLUB (3 W.8th) CLUB TIIEATRE (1585Johnston, Granville 6ut postmodern!) and glimpses of artful per- • Island) Alan Hindle formance. There were parts of the show that Tea Parrish (al. baby Margot) were bona fide experiences, and others that ULTIMATE THEATRESPORTS were stupifvingly aull. Judging by the line-up oin Vancouver's award winning Theatresports ITAGAIN SAM (Christine lay,or, Suzanne·ward, Jean-Pierre PLAY eague as two teams battle it out for points Brown, Marlene Madison Plimley, Joelle A popular Woody Allen comedy about how diffiawarded by the judges (audience memoers) • Ciona, Mernie Lee Plisted and more), organ- cult ,t is to succeed as a homely person, even complete with overnead commentators and on izer/video artist Shawn Chapelle is making with HumP.hrey Bogart's sage advice! WARNthe ice referees, okay so it's not really ice. Both sure that this one is going to be rock-solicf, ING: Allen's fantasy world will live on, barely teams rely on suggestions from the audience to mind-blowing Artainment. Get there on time, mutatin~. come up with scenes, so bring your thinking caP,s 'cause Videoln is a little room with big word- ?p_m.To une 2J. Wed-Sat. 266-7191. and your anecdotes about your weird Uncle T EATRE (370SWMarine) of-mouth and it's sure to be packecf full of METRO Lestor, and sit back, get ready to laugh and let the city's funkiest monkeys. Jen Cressey them apply their sponfaneous wit in head to head 8:J(?Rm.FriJun 19. $5. 872-8337. competition. Every show is a whole new ball VWEO IN (1965Main) RAGTIME game! Jen Cressey The production opens with a smashing ensem- 8:15pm Thurs; 8:15pm 10:15pmFri/Sat; "Scared ble number of the title song that blows you back Scr!2t/ess"8:15pmWed; "The Late Sliow" midnight in your seat with its sheer energy and then keeps Fri;:,at;Ongoing.Info:738-7013. Catcha showfrpm your attention focused on the story (with few Jun 24-27and you could w,n one of 12 Hyak "River lulls) pretty much 'til the end three hours later. Ra~ing trip_s. As a story, "Ragtime" has everything an epic ARTS CLUB REVUE THEATRE (Granville Island) needs: passionate love and hatred, death big JJFly/otter BARD ONTHEBEACH dreams, fallen heroes, etc., so it would be hara BOTB is one of those jejune inspirations to screw up, and the huge cast delivers it all with which has succeeded briniantly; Shakespeare slightly varying degrees of enthusiasm (exuberin a seasidetent where fresh breezescan waft ant to wildly exuberant). Definitely theatre for awaycondenscension and pedantry. It works! the 'gos what with the whole thing pumped 8pm. To Sat Sep 26. $12-$22@ 739-0559. through a sound system and tho~e h1gli faluti_n' VANIER PARK prices, but that's not to say 1t s bad. Easily Rick Keating Livent's best production here yet. Based on the novel by E.L. Doctorow.Directedby FIRSTRUNCINEMA All USTINGSFORFRJDA Y,JUNE I 9-THURSDAY 25, I 998. All SHOWSDAILYUNWS OTHERWISE NOTED. CAPITOL 6 669-6000 • 820 GRANVILLE ST. THE TRUMAN SHOW 12:I5, -4:I5, 7:00, 9:-40 6 DAYS, 7 NIGHTS 12:25,-4:00,7:20, 9:50 HULAN 12:00,2: I5, -4:30,6:-45.9:00 DIRTY WORK 12:-40,3:-40,7:30, 9:30 A PERFECT MURDER 12:35,3:50 7:10, 10:00 NO7:IOTHU MUSIC FROM ANOTHER ROOM 1:00,3:30. 7:-40,I0: I0 $8.75 adults/$5.25kids.seniors/$5mon-frimat/$6.50 sat-sun,hol mat/$5 tue all seats CAPRICE 683-6099 • 965 GRANVILLE DEEP IMPACT 7:15, 9:30 SAT-SUN-4:00 $8 adults/$6.50students/$4kids,seniors/$5tue all seats CURATE SHAKESPEARE ASYOULIKE IT Frank Galati. Starring Kingsley Leggs, John The audience is seating itself while the hap- Rubinstein, Donna Bunock, l.aChanze, Joseph less cast of"Curate ShakespeareAs You Like Dellger.To Sun Au,30. 8pm Tue-Sat. 2pm Wed/ Sat-Sun. $~5-$8_9 280-2222. It" are still faffing about warming up_,finding props and other cast members; getting FORD CENTRE FORT EPERFORMING ARTS info character'. Since they already are charJosephine Ochej ~cters they're actually putting on the role of ~ctors within this play-within-a-play. Acting SALMAN RUSHDIE ANDME like you're acting must be_one of the hardesl She wants him because he's the most unavailthings to do. With few hitches the Looking able man on Earth. Glass company does it brilliantly. They're Weaving hilarious and increasingly tenuous ties rock-solid persona-wise. They also have a (presenled in slides) between tfie trivilaities of good grasp of Shakespeare• which doesn't Fierlife Islamic terrorism, and Salman Rushdie's 'fiurt. tllough the depth is necessarilythinned • flight into exile from the Fatwah imposed after to make room for tlie other stuff. Best when ·TlieSatanic Verses,Linda Quibell's oosessivness acknowledging the audience, they need only has a wacky, endearing charm and the audience smile charmingly to raise gales of laughter. is total/)" drawn into lier story. You believe beThere is nothing more endearing than a pack cause its fun to believe.Then ~er madness takes of confident idiots. much darker turn, and still believing, you fol8pm. To Sat Jun 20, Tue-Sat. $20/$15 conces- alow her in. . . S/ons@ 609-014_6. A love affair with reading, the sexiness of ideas, LOOKING GLASS THEATRE (722Richards) and the betrayal by one's nero. This is a polishea Alan Hindle show (making tlie recurring_ stumblings over words odd/ 1 pflysically grafcelul, sensuar, funny. ELECTRA A romp wi n Rushdie in a gravitx-defying bed. I got to me one of those! ...The beiJ. Not Rushdie. As one of "civilized" history's first •~peals to the fairer sex, this mythology qualities as Now, where's that catalogue ... HABITAT ENCORE Once a year, a handful of dance and music improvisation's national heroes get together for some very serious jamming. and it's live. The audience enters. cliats, _getscomfortable. The house goes to black. Performers enter. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT. No one knows what will transpire, and no one, not ev~n the ligj'lting designer. knows how the show W\ll end. encore" is completely improvised by this ensemble of consumate professionals who have been developing a tremendous amount of mutual respect and trust over the past five years. A must-see for anyone interested in the e!)ormous contributions some Canadians are making to the world of art. Peter Bingham, Ron Samworth, Coat Cooke, Andrew Harwood, Marc Boivin. Robert Meister. Fri•Jun 19-Sat 20, FriJul 3. 8,30pm. $121$/0adv @872-6266. 926-6699 • I 090 PARK ROYAL (RP) PP$8.50 adults,RP$5 adults/$6.50students/$4kids, seniors/$5tue all seats (PPPn,miereprices)(RPRegular prices) 572-9449 • 7125-138 ST. seats Fresh from the Canada Dance Festival in Ottawa comes choreographer Joe Laughlin's latest. Un· der the company moniker 'Joe rnk', Laughlin and dancers Sandra Botnen. Alison Hiscott. Lyn Sheppard and Tonja L,iving~ton join co111p~ser John Korsrud with Jazz 1mprov mus1c1ans Adrienne Park. David Carlisle. Ron Samworth and Tony Wilson in -swing Theory-. Although the Vancouver performances are P.art of the du Maurier International Jazz Festival. you can leave the zoot suit at home this time out because the swinging going on here is of a more primally gymnastic kind. The dancers inhabit a monster o a set - a 37-foot length of steel and glass scaf• folding rising 30 feet in the air like some surreal advenlure playground. Laughlin describes the set as ·habitar - an environment to which the performers adapt themselves in order to realize its potential. Risk will be rampant. the endurance pummelling and the choreographic invention quite gorgeous. I'm hoping for one of those wondrous occasions when, as a spectator you leave feeling knackered. scoured out and euphoric. The odds rook good on this one. 'IJ!m. Fri Jun 19•Wed 24. $23.251$21.25@ 8725200, TM. Hunky, swea!Y guys with thj_ghsof steel and all I can think is, narder! Faster! With 90intermissionless-minutes of tap dancing in cut• offs and tight shirts. these fantastic 21st centu_ry gigolos are part AC/DC machoglam and P.artVilrage People ~~ss. It's enough to.m~ke a girl wish there were virile young men swinging from every scaffold in town! Tue Jun 23-Sun 28. 8p_m.but Sat Jun 27 @ 5pm & 9pm, Sun, Jun 28 @ 3pm & 7pm. $541$23 @ TM. QUEEN ELIZABETH THEATRE "TailLightsFade" Thereis a bab.r, dollon the ceilin§; That's the Little Black Baby from "Highway of Heartache." My bedroom curtains come from there, ExposedBrick,floorto cellinghook• as well. case,bedroomoverlooksdowntown How aboutthetin toyson theside street and manualfreightelevator. table? How did thishappen? They were purchased new from the /}.friend moved out and passed it KCTS 9 store in Seattle. on to me. Ori~y it was a ware• Chair? Ex-girlfriend from film hc;mse,now it s an artist live/work school.PosterofJohnColtrane? A friend. Theyboth work in filmnow, you'describe the decor? so it'a,only one degree of separation; Cinedectk. farerything has some A!~~ould TSAWASSEN 943-3838 • 1259 - 56 ST. HOPE FLOATS 7:00 A PERFECT MURDER9:00 PAULIE SAT-SUN2:00 $8 adults/$6.50students/$4kids,seniors/$5tue all seats 4 WHITE ROCK 531-7456 • 2381 KING GEORGE HWY. CAPRICE THE X-FILES 7:10, 9:35 SAT-SUN 1:30,3:45 HULAN 7:15, 9:10 SAT-SUN 1:45,3:30 6 DAYS, 7 NIGHTS 7:20, 9:25 A PERFECT MURDER 7:25, 9:-40 QUEST FOR CAMELOT SAT-SUN2:00. 3:45 $8 adultS/$6.50students/$◄ kids,seniors/$5tue all seats CNIMAX 682-4629 • 4629 CANADA Pl. AFRICA'S ELEPHANT KINGDOM 12:00, 2:00, 7:00 THRILL RIDE: THE SCIENCE OF FUN I :00, ◄:00 ALASKA: SPIRIT OF THE WILD 3:00, 6:00, 8:00 INTO THE DEEP 5:00 DOUBLE FEAT: THRILL RIDE/ELEPHANT KINGDOM 9:00 $8 adult/$7 seniors/$63-12 YRS/$I2adult dbl bill/$/I I seniors/$IO 3-12 yrs DUNBAR Jen Cressey VANCOUVER FLAMENCO FESTIVAL Ever admire someone who can throw a tantrum with such oblivious confidence and burning s!Yle that everybody in the room wonders how tliey could have thought it uncool to feel. let alone display such temper? In some ways. flamenco is that very phenom set to dance. Not that it's all tantrum and taunting, mind. But when Rosario Ancer and company hitlhe stage for the dance component of tlie 9th Annual Flamenco Festival. there's sure to be volumes of passion and panache. The fest also features guest dancers and cantors in a program which includes.a Spanish cla~sical baUetset to Manuel de Falla s El Amor Bru10 (Love. the Magician). a Flame!ICOwedding an_da showcase for the guest artists. The evening peaks out with the wnole company bumin_gdown the house in an improvisational session. Sounds delish. . Flamenco Rosario presentation. 8pm. Fri Jun 19Sat 20. Tix @ TM. VANCOUVER PLAYHOUSE THEATRE 222-2991 • 4555 DUNBAR ST. 6 DAYS, 7 NIGHTS 7:00, 9:15 SAT-SUN 1:00, 3:30 $81$4.50CHILDREN/$4.50 TUE 983-2762 • ESPLANADE, N. VAN MU LAN 12:00,2: 15, ◄:30, 7:00, 9:00 NO 12:00, 2:15, -4:30MON/WED-THU THE HORSE WHISPERER 8:◄S DIRTY WORK I:00, 3: I5, 6:◄S NO I:00, 3: I5 MON/WED-THU MULAN 12:◄ S. 3:00, 5: I0, 7:30, 9:20 NO 12:45, 3:00, 5:10 MON/WED-THU THE TRUMAN SHOW I :30. ◄:00, 7: I5, 9:45 NO I:30, ◄:00 MON/WED-THU QUEST FOR CAMELOT FRI-SUN/TUE12:15 A PERFECT MURDER 4:45,7:20, 9:50 NO 4:◄ S MON/WED-THU 6 DAYS, 7 NIGHTS 12:30,3:30, 7:25, 9:55 NO 12:30,3:30 MON/WED-THU $8.75 adult eve/$6.50sat-sun/ho/ mat/$5.25 13 & under,senioreve, sat-sun,hol/$5 tue all seats STH AVENUE CINEMAS 734-7469 • 2110 BURRARD ST. THE OPPOSITE OF SEX 7: I0, 9:35 SAT-SUN 1:55,◄ :10 TUE ◄:10 THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO 7:00, 9:35 SATSUN I:50, ◄ :20 TUE ◄:20 WILDE 7:05. 9:30 SAT-SUN l:◄ S, ◄ :IS TUE 4:15 MA VIE EN ROSE 7:20, 9;20 SAT-SUN2:00, ◄ :00• TUE ◄:00 ARTEMISIA 7: IS, 9:25 SAT-SUN2:05, ◄:OS TUE ◄:OS NO SHOWS 7: I 5 MON/THU $91$6.50mbrs/$5 tue/$I2 annualmbrshp I OMNIMAX 268-6363 • 1455 UEBEC ST. EVEREST 10:-45,1:00,2:15, 3:30 SAT-SUN/ HOLIDAYS◄:◄ S THE LIVING SEA 12:00 EVERESTfTHE LIVING SEA DOUBLE BILL SUN-MON/WED 7:30 $ I3.50 adultS/$9.50kids.students,seniors/$9mat/$ I 0 db/ billadult/$8kids,students,seniors/freeunder 3 yrs PACIFIC CINEMATHEQUE 7 684-4000 • 855 GRANVILLE GRANVILLE ST. CAN'T HARDLY WAIT 1:10,3:20 5:30, 7:-40, 10:00 THE OPPOSITE OF SEX 1:-40,◄ :00 7:10. 9:30 THE X-FILES 1:30,2:10, ◄:10, ◄:SO, 7:00 7:30, 9:-40,I0: IO FRI-SAT12:00(3 SCREENS) HOPE FLOATS 6:-40 FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS 9:50 HAV' PLENTY I:20. 3:20, 5:20, 7:20. I0:20 GODZILLA I :00, 3:50, 6:-40,9:30 $8.50 adult/$5kids,seniors/$5wkdymat/$6.50wknd mat/$5 tue all seats HAVANA ST. OF THE ICE NYMPHS FRI/SUN/ WED 7:30 SAT/MON 9:20 UNCUT FRI/SUN9:20 SAT/MON/WED 7:30 STREET ANGEL THU 7:00 BLUSH THU 9:00 $6.501$5students,seniors/$7.50dbl bi/11$6 students. seniors/db/bill/$6annualmbrshpreqd PARK 876-2747 • 3440 CAMBIE ST. THE TRUMAN SHOW 7:00, 9:20 SAT I:45,◄:00 $8.50 adultssun-mon,wed-thu/$5srs, kids sun-mon,wedthu/$9 fri-sat,holidays1$7.50studentsfri-sa~ho/1$6.50 mbrs fri-sat,ho/1$7mats/$5.50mbrs mats/$5tue 1$I 2 annualmbrshp & TILFORD 985-3911 • I 003-333 BROOKSBANK PARK • THE X-FILES I: Is, I:◄ S, 6:55, 7:os: 9:35, 9:50 THE OPPOSITE OF SEX 2:00, 7:-40,I0:00 CAN'T HARDLY WAIT 2:15, 7:10, 9:30 GODZILLA 1:25,6:-45,9:25 HOPE FLOATS 1:35,7:30, 9:50 $8.50 adult/$6.50adult mat/$5 tue all seats/$5 kids, seniorsall seats RIAL TO WHITE ROCK 541-8595 • 1732 - 152 ST. THE TRUMAN SHOW 7: 10, 9: I5 SAT-SUN2: I5 THE HORSE WHISPERER 9:I 5 HOPE FLOATS 7:00 GODZILLA SAT-SUN2:00 $8 adult/$6.50juniors/$◄ kids,seniors/$5acf~lttue/$4 kids,seniorstue \ RICHMOND 6 CENTRE 273-7173 • 1702-6551 NO 3 RD TITANIC 8:30 DIRTY WORK I:30, 4:00,6:30 THE TRUMAN SHOW I:00. ◄: I 5, 7: I0, 9:50 6 DAYS, 7 NIGHTS 1:15,3:-45,7:20, 9:-40 GODZILLA 12:30 A PERFECT MURDER ◄ :30. 7:40, 10:00 HULAN 12:IS. 2:25, ◄:-40. 7:00, 9:00, 12:30AM(2 SCREENS) THE HORSE WHISPERER 7:30 72 591-3333•7337SCOTTRD. SCOTT DELTA DIRTY WORKS I :30, 7:30, 9: I5 THE X-FILES 1:00,7:00, 9:35 CAN'T HARDLY WAIT 12:45,6:◄S, 9:00 HOPE FLOATS 1:15,7:/5, 9:45 $8.50 aduftf$5ldds,seniors/$6.50mat/$5 tue all seats SILVER CITY 681-4255 •#6 RD. & STEVESTON HWY. RMD THE X-FILES 1:00, 1:-40,◄:00, ◄:30, 7:00, 7:-40,10:00. 10:50FRI-SAT12:30AM 6 ESPLANADE Jen Cressey TAPDOGS TwoBejfroom, 800blkBeattvSt. $1100/mo CAPRICE SWING THEORY Penelope connection to a films.Probably one Film Editor Cuttendyworkingon I worked on. 3 NEWTON CAPRICE HULAN 2:00, 4:00,7:00, 9:00 FRI-SUN12:00PM THE TRUMAN SHOW 3:30, 7:00, 9:15 6 DAYS, 7 NIGHTS 7:15, 9:30 GODZILLA 4:00 QUEST FOR CAMELOT 1:-45 $8 adults/$6.50students/$4kids,seniors/$5tue all EDAM'S STUDIO THEATRE (303E.8th) OAKRIDGE 263-1944 • 601-650 W. 41 ST THE X•FILES 2:00, ◄ :30, 7:00, 9:35 A PERFECT MURDER 2:20, ◄ :45, 7:20. 9:45 CAN'T HARDLY WAIT 2:-40,5:00, 7:-40,9:55 $8.50 adultS/$5kids,seniors/$5tue all seats TWILIGHT ROY AL Dance THISJUST IN ROUNDHOUSE COMMUNITY CENTRE (whereDrake& Daviemeet) RegHarkema PARK BULWORTH 7:10, 9:25 (PP) DEEP IMPACT 7:00, 9:20 (RP) SLIDING DOORS 7:05 (RP) FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS 9: 15 0 $3 688-FILM • 1131 HOWE CAPRICE t CURRENTLY RUNNING ST. A WAR WITHOUT WINNERS SUN 7:00 GALLERY INFO: 732-1496 • 1212 COMMERCIA NO Fllf-MES, NO BOUNDARIES DEEP IMPACT 12:50,3:50. 7:20, 10:20 MU LAN 11:30, 12:00,2:00, 2:30, 4:20, ◄:SO. 6:-40, 7:30. 9:00, 9:-40,11:IO FRI-SAT11:I0 SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS 12:-40.3:30. 7:10, 10:10 CAN'T HARDLY WAIT FRI-SAT12:00 A PERFECT MURDER I:30, ◄: I0, 8:00, I0:50 THE TRUMAN SHOW I :20, ◄ :00, 6:50, 7:50, 9:20, I0:30 FRI-SAT11:30PM GODZILLA 12:10, 11:00PM DIRTY WORK 3:00. 6:30, 8:45 STATION SQUARES 435-3575 • METROTOWN THE X-FILES I:00, I:30, 3:◄ S. 4:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9: ◄5, 10:20 HOPE FLOATS I:◄ S. ◄: I5, 6: ◄5, 9:30 GODZILLA I: IS. ◄:00, 7: I5, I0:00 CAN'T HARDLYWAIT2:00, ◄:45. 7:◄S, 10:10 $8.50 adult/$5 3-13 yrs, seniors/JSmon-frimat/$6.50sat- sun mat/$5 tue of/ seats SQUARE 7 434-7711 • METROTOWN STATION MULAN 12:30, I: I5, 2:30, 3: I5, ◄:-40, 5:20, 6:45, 7:35, 8:45, 9:35 (2 SCREENS) 6 DAYS, 7 NIGHTS l:I0,◄:10,7:25.9:50 QUEST FOR CAMELOT 1:20 PERFECT MURDER 4:◄ S.7:◄S, I0: I5 THE TRUMAN SHOW 1:00,4:00,7:00, 9:25 DIRTY WORK I:-40,◄ :25, 7:05, 9: I5 THE TRUMAN SHOW 1:30,◄:30, 7:30, 10:00 $8.75 adult/$6.50sat-sunmat/$5 mon-frimat/$5.253-13 yrs/$5 tue all seats VANCOUVER - CENTRE . THE TRUMAN SHOW I:20, -4:30,7: I 5, 9:50 THE HORSE WHISPERER I:00, ◄: I5, 7:35 $8.75 adult/$5 mon-frimat/$6.50sat-sun mat/$5.25kids, seniors/$5tue all seats VARSITY THEATRE 222-2235 • 4375 WEST 10TH AVE. HULAN 7:00, 9:00 SAT-SUN2:00, ◄ :00 $9 fri-sat,ho/ eves/$5kids,seniors/$8.50sun-mon,wed-thul $7 mat/$7.50 students fri-sat,ho/ em/$7 student mats 1$6.50mbrs/$5.50mats/$5tue all seats/$12annual mbrshp SECOND RUN& REPERTORY HOLLYWOOD THEATRE RIDGE 738-3211 • 3123 W. BROADWAY 1 .,, -1 r. • -.11 r V V ... 1 ..-, " • 738-6311 • 3131 ARBUTUS • - .,' • • :J • • ' ~ • .. ST. • , ..I I ·t ~USH MON-THU 7:30 !'A!,.NETTO MON· lt'HU9:lS $3.15~ ~ IUIHWI di,/bill/$2.15 monall'db/bill $2,15 Ide&IOWWI 41:1 /Iii PARADISE 681-1732 • 919 GRANVILLE ;Ji ST. f'"'=:1. Penelope ~ 'J' ... e •. --•~ ..~ .. 14 June19- 25,I998Terminal City WENOWHAVEliterary EAKFASI excellent guide book for those on line. Harris has a superb legal mind and the rare ability to translate it all into something intelligible. Check her out 7,30pm. FREE. VPLCENTRAL BRANCH (350W.Georgia) PRISM LAUNCH Prism International has always struck me as dull• however, Wayde Compton is a fine poet and he's in Prism so maybe there's so much good poetry around they can't keep it out... Wayde Compton, Kendra Fanconi and John Pass read for the launch of Prism's lates issue at ... 8pm Ed;red by Andrew Uthgow THISWEEK FRIDAY,JUNE 19 VANCOUVER PRESS CLUB (221SGranville) MARK JARMAN, CHRIS LEVENSON TUESDAY,JUNE 23 Andrew Lithgow Readings from Jarman·s Salvage King. Ya! and Levenson·s Duplicities, New & Selected Poems. 8pm. FREE. Info 732-5087. BLACK SHEEP BOOKS (2742W.4th) GREG RASMUSSEN Readings from their respective works. 8pm. $5/$3. A three-month journey by kayak from Alaska to Vancouver. Part of the Duthie Nature Series. 7pm. FREE. .. ~~~ LICENSED CAFE & LAUNDROMAT KOOTENAY SCHOOL OFWRITING (112W Hastings) SATURDAY,JUNE 20 ~ PACIFIC SPACE CENTRE (1100 Chestnut) WEDNESDAY,JUNE 24 AWANTON ACTOFPOETRY 2062COMMERCIAL DRIVE255-7629 laincft I Leisu.-ama HE D In an ongoing series of public art works. Vancouver poets Jamie Reid and TS. (Tom)Thomas, present a new installation for the Vancouver International Jazz Festival. featuring a selection from Reid's celebrated jazz poem. Prez, Homage to Lester Young. The poets will be accompanied by tenor saxophonist Henry Boudinand will be featured on a live world wide web video broadcast. 5pm. Info on cybercast, visit www.DENtv.com BATHHOUSE @ ENGLISH BAY TEENTELEPOETICS WITHLASVEGAS TelePoetics does this telephone/television poetry reading link-up broadcast thing with cities all over the world - live, in front of a live audience. This Saturday, we go to Los Vegas to show off and share Canadian and American youth poetry...and, to offer a live interactive poetry/performance workshop. Info 254-1003 THEJAVA JOINT (10729KingGeorge, Surrey) Have no fear the time is near Who will win Free coffee for a year? THERE'SS!'~Rr .f TJME TOE"1• TSOfoTHER '! ~IZESTOWIN! JUNE 3()TH· IJPt,I -l 'THUUOAV NIQHT ,OETRV #JEOTC HOSTED BY JAMES P.McAULJFFE Hosted by James P. McAuliffe. 8pm. Every Tue. OLDTIMES CAFE (Pender@ Homer) JEAN DAY, SHELLEY MCINTOSH ·-- COMEDY ATTHEOTC SUNDAY, JUNE 21 BARRY LOPEZ Stories of nature. Part of the Duthie Nature Series. 7pm. FREE. PACIFIC SPACE CENTRE (1100 Chestnut) LAST CHANCE TOMAKE THEVANSLAM TEAM This is it. your last chance to fight your way on to Vancouver's 1998 slam team which goes to Texas to tongue it out for the 1998 National Poetry Slam championship. FOURTH AND LAST SELECTIONSLAM. If you're even debating with the bird who shits on your shoulder about competing ... DO IT You have absolutely nothin9 to lose, except possibility ... 8pm. $5 for non-competitors. MARINE CLUB (573 Homer) Andrew Lithgow WORLD POETRY CAFE Hosted by Alejandro Mujica-Olea, Ariadna Sawyer. 8pm. 524-3700. MYLES OFBEANS CAFE (70IO Kingsway) LISAJARNOT WAIT.DON'TGOTO THE LISA JARNOTREADING at the Kootenay School of Writing. It's been cancelled. MONDAY, JUNE 22 LESLEY ELLEN HARRIS Digital Property, Currency of the 21st Century. Okay.The Internet makes me think of a vast marketplace, dubious information. and expression without accountability (not to mention a rather ugly mirror for the human mind). But... sometimes I don't get out enough. If you're going to use it you might as well understand it. Leslie Harris' Digital Property, Currency of the 21st Century is an THURSDAY,JUNE 25 POETRY ATTHEOTC Poems, people, performance ... some of Vancouver's best spoken word every Thursday night and open mic. , 8pm. OLDTIMES CAFE (Pender @ Homer) •ter1~u act~: 1f!1 •• 1 MIKESCHERTZER/CHAD NORMAN/ GOHPOHSENG Readings from Schertzer's Cipher & Poverty. The Book of Nothing, Norman ·s The Breath of One and Seng's A Dance of Moths. 8pm. Fri Jun 26. FREE. Info 732-5087. BLACK SHEEP BOOKS (2742W.4th) GALLERY GACHET POETRY NIGHTS If you are a closet poet looking for a supportive environment to make your debut, Gallery Gachet's monthly poetry night is the place for you (hey. that rhymed). As an extension of the gallery's membership mandate, Gachetinsists on non-judgement. noncensorship and respect for each poet as well as for the audience. Whether a big turn out or painfully thin, my experiences have proved to be evenings of warm intimacy and a true sense of sharing. The hosts deserve a lot of credit for the atmosphere. With that in mind, one cannot expect to find a solid line-up of stellar poetry but once in a while, a diamond will show itself and shine. 8-10,30pm. Fri Jun 26 (Last Friday of each month). Admission by donation. GALLERY GACHET (88 E.Cordova) Dan Bar-el EVELYN LAU,A LITERARY CABARET Author of Other Women and Frl!Sli Girls and Other Stories hosts a cabaret to benefit the Persimmons Theatre touring production of "Only Nine". Also features short fiction writer Nancy Lee. First Nations poet Mahara Allbrett and An After Hours Cabaret with actors Rock Dobran. Kevin Kerr and others. 7,30pm. SatJun 27. $15@ 872-2792 incl desserts, coffee, door prizes. cash bar. HYCROFT WELLNESS CENTRE (214-3195 Granville) PETRA SCHWEITZER Performance poet with singer/songwriter Zorah Starr working with the themes of healing and transformation. Open mic follows. Hosted by Irene Loughlin. 8,30pm. Sat Jun 27. Info 681-5229. LAQUENA FOOL'S BANQUET Saskatchewan poet John Livingstone Clarke tops the Fool's Banquet bill along with Veney, Hugh McMillan and Lisa Walker ... poems and violin ... 9pm. Mon Jun 29 . THEVANCOUVER PRESS CLUB (221SGranville) GEORGE BOWERING ANDDOROTHY LUSK 7pm. Tue Jun 30. KOOTENAY SCHOOL OFWRITING LISTINGS • 0 · RAMA Clubs( promoters, ond artists of all stripes: send istings of your upcoming events to: THISJUST IN CALL FORVISUAL SUBMISSIONS Word on the Street wants visual artists to enter their juried exhibition of visual art including paper sculpting, clay. wood, computer art ... contact Brian or Lies! at 682-1996 Terminal City Calendar ' • ' Second Floor, 825 Granville St., Voncouver, BC V6Z l K9 Facsimile 604/669.4343 Email colendar@terminolcity.com CURVE AHEAD @ .,,tt1Jf1{@P" :::tllN::]CONCERT JUNE28 •wlli@!fliB:~LADIUM 79/CD STEE,...~;!0 568 OPEN EVERYDAY• 1247 GRANVILLE ST • 682-3019 Vancouver's :JJesl Mavic Clack pgl3 SEY Mciii~;;:~::~.® TerminalCity June19- 25,199815 rtrffl'lm working or student only. $350 incl. utils. Sep phone. 876-0845. a te Music ads are FREEi 25-wards or less, ase. Ads automatically run for three weeks. ,ase DO NOT RE-SUBMIT AD EACH :EK to repeat (or it might not run at I). 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You've got lo get away for a few to confront what's going on. eople who spout Rlatitudes have attitudes that allow no latitude. That was in th~ me cookie I got after winning a game of Shanghai II. Don't have a clue what 11 ins. Completely over mx heac:f.I've been immersing myself in retail therapy. l_have e new dresses. Still no boyfriend. I think I may have scared off the older Virgo I some ideas about. Okay, so it's a little twisted, but I figured: When in my lifetime I going to have a chance to do the nasty with the fattier of someone I've had the sure or? Too bad I was tired 'twas a good tit day though. The other day I decided ad enough of the high road and tool<a Ayin9.leaf>to ihe lower one. I was absoy disgushn.9and ugly and stinky and messy,·tuck it was beautiful - turn around, y now andJthen I fall ae.9rt. Thank you again Lo, Jo, Matt, Phil, Paul & ML. Big fat k you to Steve I met at Club 212 (sorry about the laughter the next a.m.) and lo J. n Knibbs and friends, 'specially the single one. Hope you enjoyed the complimi:nentertainment - turn around, every now and then I lall apart. Real Mackenz1es the Downtown Eastside how's that tor the backdrop of a scene? Double dog dare all to wallow in self pity for one night. ,er have someone vomit on your snatch while they ate you out. A new game d Hurl in the Hole. So much fun you'll be picking out the l:iits from your pubes for ; after. Bevery careful the hurler hadn't had anr, daifY prior to the cottage cheese 1dy provided. The crack may end up getting fused shut forcing the rental of a h lo pull the tampon out. When in doubt Lustsay Hurl in the Hc>!e-Speaking_of ,et sexy, Brig_adade Vaqueros! SHIT KICKER,sponsored by the Friends We Drink 1 at the ANZA Club on the 19th. John Ford with three other bands - 4 bucks. neless plug guess I'm not off the low roadJet. Anyway, Jen just suggested I put ! gauze on ~y burn to keep from chaffing. Did someone really puke on my pussy? ti ao you thinlc? kar,f so it isn't August yet, but here's a post-birthday ditty for RKS - sung to the of otally T oad: When it's last call, that's when I fall, you say to drink up to be kind. 're sexy and smart, you've a piece of my heart - I'm sure that your Anne won't mind. You're a _greatguy, with lovely ~rax eyes, 'cept when a pretty blue. Such lovely triends, they' re chums till the end, I guess it's because of you. Damn glad you were born Mr. Sutherland. TRANSGENDERED Victim of tale. My ass. You're being too passive. Okay, so I double dog cfared everyone to wallow in self pity for a n_ight, but a ni,ghtis only twelve hours long. Your true selt; balanced yet free, will shine. You can conquer }!OUrtears by rationalizing them away. Atter you get your objectivity back, be P,roud.Go impulsive by weeks end. Mind that action without reAection can get you going. SCORPIO (October23 • November21) Death, Two of Disks and Four of Swords. Got to love that Death card. Radical change, coupled with the Two of Disks big hme change. Gonna kill sonie bad habits, gonna let the past die. Gotta go and malce some money, but be kind to the guy with the glass eye. Member you were the one who poked it out in the lirst [)lace. SAGITTARIUS (November22 • Decem· ber 21I Oh, a little of the desolate split mind, eh? You're at the lowest point. Ain't no where to go but UJ?.. Wipe your tears. Have a looksee at all the hubbub that's been go· ing on while you've been locked up in the darkness. Getting_some new ideas yet? Stickto the ideas.even though they' re great, you'll only have some small successes. You've still got a bit of the bod luck up y_oursleevesI'm afraid. CAPRICORN (Dec22 - Jan 19) Welcome back. Glad to see your a bit more vital this week. Didn't mean for the crap you got last. Did you have a cream· ing catharsis? Ho~ you did. Time for some pure intent and some work ahead. A Cc;mcerfigures prominen~y for you this week. Try a little humility with resP.ect, avoid proud and vain pst>ple. Okay, guess ,t's your turn to stay away from liome this week. AQUARIUS panuary20 - February18) Un8Xf)8Ctedinffuence. Unpredic;tabfelike the wind. Hc;izard. Oh, good granny, better try to keep your pants on. Looks like we're a bit fertile this week. Whoops, there g~s another human • ugh. OkCJY., so even it you do gel knocked UP,doesn't mean y9u gotta lcnock yourse(f down. S!Qefeeling guilty. Felt g~ didn't it? PISCES (February19 • March20) Guess who's gonna be establishing a se· cure mundane life? Looks good on you. You need to exercise some guile the week ahead. No direct confrontations, Y,OU !'light !lnd up compror:nising.some of that mtegnty you got going. Um, wi:11, by week's end your gonna be wanhl!Q to break free from the mundane l~el. G"ulp. 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