* *& *& SEPTEMBER 28, 1979 * * * x

This memo contains scandalous gossip,
libel and unsubstantiated rumours. Now

will you grab this and start reading?

* VOLUME | No. 16 * * % x

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GOLD STARS, BROWNIE POINTS, SALVATION FROM PURGATORY & GOOD VIBES we send this week to

the Languages Department, Ken Hughes, Rachel Aarons, Neil Chester,

Carol Hay, Business

Management, Music, Bill Schermbrucker, Sandy Chester and those who are safer anonymous.

em a a a NEWS * NEWS
Wednesday night the Elite
pany (or rather the VIP's thereof) were in
the All College Lounge for a reception
with our Fearless Leader (no, not Joe
Clark -- Paul Gallagher). The occasion was
the presentation by the Elite Company of
some valuable and unique Polynesian art to
the college. Having missed the reception,
you should go and take a Took at the work.
The three pieces can be found 1. outside
the All College Lounge across from Women's

Resources, 2. in the Dean's Den on the
second floor and 3. jin the hall on’ the
3rd floor west of the elevator. Hopefully
this donation is’ only the’ beginning of
Cap's art collection -- just think, we're
starting a great tradition.

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For those who haven't been keeping track

(pun, ha ha) of Cap College sports for the
last while, Cap is making quite a name for
itself. Both our soccer and rugby teams
were champions last year, and they seem to
be heading in that same direction again.
The soccer team got things off to an aus-
picious start last Saturday by beating
Royal Roads Military College by 8 to 0 in
Victorfa. May the trend continue.

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Squamish, that outpost of higher education
on the fringes of the wilderness, is get-
ting a regular pickup and delivery service
via Loomis on Monday, Wednesday and Thurs-
day. If you want to get something to the
Storefront, the Learning Assistance Centre
or the Forestry Bullding, take it to Cen-
tral stores by 10 a.m. And please include
your (the sender's) name and local.

Insurance Com-

NEWS * NEWS
For ali you foolish people who didn't go
to the MPC Open House Wednesday and Thurs-
day, you missed a chance to get a really
good look’ at graphics production, play
with equipment, take a ride in the trans-~
porter and establish good relations with
the natives. You also missed decent coffee
with excellent banana bread (take a bow

Edna) and superb muffins (you too Fred).
However, you left more for us. Snicker.
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lucky people who get to have
parking passes, LOOK OUT. Your blue and
white passes will not be valid after Oct
12--in fact your car will get towed away.
To receive a new pass, return the old one
to Maintenance and they will replace it
with the exciting new version.

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And, for all the rest of us who don't have
passes, if you are parking on Monashee Dr.
(up behind the north portables), you are
warned that it has been declared parallel
parking only territory. Angle parked cars,
warns Ken Hughes, will be removed at the
owners expense. Think of it as helping the
tow truck driver make a living.

To all those

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Nick's new. Nick Collins is a new faculty
member in the DML teaching ESL in the LAC.
You get all that? If you got all those in-
itials in three seconds or less, you are a
five star expert’ on Cap College trivia. If
you can't get it after five minutes, phone
up the HD and talk to E.S. (Welcome to Cap
Nick.)