Sechelt campus invites input

There will be an Open House In Sechelt on
Wednesday, December 9 and if you just hap-

pen to be passing through you can stop in
and visit our Sunshine Coast campus. The

Open House goes from 3 to 9 p.m. and will

hopefully attract the curious locals who
will be impressed by the dazzling array
of College VIP's (who will include Paul

Gallagher, assorted Deans and various rep-
resentatives of such areas as Counselling,

Credit Free, Learning Assistance etc.) and
will theoretically then be overwhelmed

with enthusiasm for taking Capilano Col-
lege courses. We're going to wow them. If

you're interested in more details, contact
Janet Morris.

ACCOUNTANT MULTIPLIES

Congratulations are in order to Alan Ng

whose second child, an 8 1b, 13 oz boy was
born on November 25. Congratulations are
also in order to Janet Morris who won the

baby pool by correctly guessing the time |

So Janet has $22
gone very quickly and Alan
like 22 wet diapers which

the baby would arrive.
which will be
has something
will not be.

| Squamish are going to make jt.

November 30, 1981

Volume Ill No. 37

Commuting on "killer” highway

Rumour has it that there's a lottery going
on around the college on whether or not
faculty and staff who have to drive to
So far the
score is Cap College: several dozen, High-
way: 0. Let's hope it stays that way. Oh,
and here's a tasteless Squamish Highway
joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid falling boulders. 'Nuf said.

Bill’s back to Australia

You probably don't remember Bill McPhee —
after all he only worked here for twelve
years and is only the College Archivist —
but anyway he's up to interesting things
these days. For instance, he is leading a

23 day tour of Australia starting August
24 and it sounds wonderful. The lucky peo-
ple on this trip will be flying from Van-

couver to Brisbane, visiting the Great
Barrier Reef and Cairns, flying to Alice
Springs in the heart of the ''outhack'',

going from there to Adelaide and on to
Melbourne, Canberra, Sydney and maybe even

stopping over at Tahiti or Hawaii on the
way back. The tour will cost $3748 which
includes accommodation, breakfasts, some

other meals, sightseeing,and so on. If you
are interested, contact Bill at 922-1502.

Special Timesaving Feature for writers of memos, letters and reports

And here it is, the ACADEMIC JARGON GENER-
ATOR! for use in impressing educators in
reports and memos. [ts operation is very
simpte. All you have to do it think up a
random four digit number (or use dice) and
then select the corresponding buzz-words

from each column. For instance, 6929 comes

out as "expedite on-going multi-faceted
budgetary constraints!’ -- a very useful
phrase which no one understand. No one
will have the remotest idea what you're

saying, but what counts is how you say it.

O facilitate

in detail organizational options
orientate at this. point in time | multi-faceted learning experiences

2 prioritize | discretionary individualized feedback modes

3 implement perceived goal-oriented curriculum frameworks

4 initiate positive decision-making facilities utilization
5 resolve continuing multi-purpose trend overviews
_6 expedite viable structured instructional parameters
7 instigate relevant inter-disciplinary | educational objectives
8B scrutinize alternative open-ended skills-acquisition

Q access on-going experiential budgetary constraints