The Informer Page 11 November 24, 1988 More Informed Choices Stress-Inspired Rock Poetry DECEMBER 1 The following poem was written on the last page of a Bob Rennie of the Math department is exhibiting some Geography mid-term exam. The poet has given her of his recent watercolours at the West Vancouver permission to have it printed, though modestly Library during the month of December. Come to the withholds her name. opening December 1 at 7:30 to savour some refreshments and enjoy Bob’s marine views. I wish that I could sit and write About the formation of diorite, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2 But my mind has become a rock itself Learning Specialists Association of B.C. Buried in a continental shelf, (LSABC ) Fall Workshop -- 9:00 - 4:30, All7, $10:00 And as rock is a poor conductor of heat, I see Morning workshop on “Mind Maps: Left and Right My mind conducts poorly — Geography. Brain Thinking”. Afternoon: Richard Albert, North Everything that could have has gone wrong Island College speaks on “Meeting New Challenges It’s an exam! And my stomach growls a hunger song. Across the Curriculum Hearing this growl, I started to laugh To Register call Lynne Hamilton - Local 2945 While agonizing over Page 4’s melting graph. I went through the questions, did what I could DECEMBER 2 AND 3 Then came the 8-pointer, this is not good! A conference on “Government and Community Relations _[f only I were a detective — Strategies for Education” is being held at Vancouver = And I could solemnly swear Vocational Institute, 250 West Pender Street. Guest “The answer is elementary — speakers include Fred Moonen, Desmond Connor, Sedimentary, my dear.” Douglas McCall, and others. For more information, call the B.C. Association of Colleges at 688-3571. DECEMBER 6 - 21 P Christmas Craft Sale at the Community Arts Council of F or S ale ° Vancouver at 837 Davie Street. The opening reception will be from 4:30 - 7 p.m. on December 6. For more information, call Michael Virnig at 683-4358. Magnificent Muffins, a cookbook, is now on sale from the Battered Women’s Support Services. The price is $9.95, $4.50 of which goes directly to the BWSS to support counselling, group, and education work. T- shirts are also for sale, $11 each. For more information call 734-1574 or contact Caryn at 986-2628. The above items are also available at the College reception desk. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 7 Laugh While You Learn Film Series. The popular Meetings, Bloody Meetings by John Cleese will be shown in the Media Centre viewing room in B Building at 12/20 andl p.m. Bring,xour lunch. For Sale: sectional couch with queen-size bed, three- piece teak wall unit, pine dining room table, dining BDAY, DECEMBES © room light fixture. Call Janet at 2950 or 986-6482. Some of the best Christmas presents are handmade. Come to the Clay and Textile Arts Annual Christmas Sale of student and faculty work. A117, 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Tact is the art of building a fire under people without making their blood boil. — From an unknown source MISSING! Large black art portfolio from 2nd floor A Building. Contains five years’ worth of work by first year student. The portfolio is replaceable, the work is not. No questions asked if work is returned to anywhere in art department. Contact Wayne Eastcott at 2053 or any member of studio art faculty with information. Public Relations office, Room A118, Capilano College, 2055 Purcell Way, ‘North Vancouver, B.C. V7J SHS. Send ‘submissions toJane Hamilton. Photos are generally taken by Edna Sakata in MPC = and prepared for publication by Dave Sharrock; . ~ Printing Is done by Lynda Givens and Dave Callow in __ the Print Shop, and distribution Is handled by the Word. _ Processing Centre. The next deadline Tor COPY and : photos is November 29. : : Blue Goretex "Taiga" rain parka from Media Production Centre. Contact Edna Sakata at 2118.