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saxes, Dave Pickell, keyboards, Rene Worst,
bass, Ted Quinlan, guitar, and Graham
Boyle, drums. Capilano students and staff
are invited to hear them perform at noon,
Tuesday, December 7, in the H building,
room 113. Tickets are $2 and if you have
any inquiries, direct them to the Music

department.

Well, like there’s this party, eh ?

Yes, folks, there WILL be an All College
Christmas party taking place this year

because someone willing to run it has
finally been found--the Student Union. And
now that all you readers are sitting there
tn breathless anticipation thinking to
yourselves ''Great--where is it? when is
it? how much will [it cost? where can | buy
tickets for it?'' the author of this
article Is going to disappoint you.
Unfortunately for everyone, numerous phone
messages and a good dea! of frustration
have produced nothing more solid than an
assurance from the main Registration desk
that ''We never heard anything about a
Christmas party. You mean there's going to
be one?'' So here, In place of a brilliant
and informative piece of writing Is a
collection of rumours, the accuracy of
which we wil] under no circumstances hold
ourselves responsible for. According to
one source the date of the party wil! be
"Wednesday, December 15. No, wait a minute
maybe that was Thursday. Um, it could be
Thursday...Heck | don't remember.'' The
location wil] undoubtedly be the North
Cafeteria and the entire organization
should be a great deal like last year. $5
is the oft quoted price for the tickets,
but where one gets them hasn't yet been
heard. Now, if you really want to get the
facts on the matter contact the Student
Unfon--the person you probably want to
talk to is Kevin.

Miscellany

'In one sense, at any rate, it is more
valuable to read bad literature than good
literature. Good literature may tell us

the mind of one man; but bad literature
may tell us the mind of many men."'

- G.K. Chesterton

Post Office Blues

Averil McCreadie and the amused, yet
rather appalled people in Accounting have
a post office horror story that should
make people who have to wait a few weeks
for refunds feel a little less badly done
by. Eileen Grant, a student, registered
for an Art course in Fall '81 and dropped
it in September. The refund was issued by
the college on September 25, 1981 and
reached her on November 18, 1982! It would
be an interesting, If pointless, project
to estimate just how many millimetres an
hour that letter would have had to have
travelled to craw! there that fast. At any
rate, Averil includes an item for
consideration in light of this incident:

how early is early enough to mail your
Christmas cards?

WHOOPEE!

It's Registration time
again.* And of
course you know who
can help your
students with their

course selection, time-
table conflicts, prere-

quisites, course load
or whatever other

difficulties arise
in the Registration

process. Just send
them to Counselling

ZF --the friendly
helpers at local 298.

They're available every
week day for appointments on

2) a drop-in basis.
~ —_ )

- A message from the
people in Counselling

disclaimer

* The Informer would like to assure its readers that
this statement is solely the responsibility of the
Counselling Dept. and in no way necessarily reflects
the opinions and sentiments of the people preparing
this newsletter. In fact, it has been our experience
that people's general reaction to the news that it's
registration time again (especially those who work in
Registration) generally sounds a lot less like
"Whoopee!'' than it does like "0h, Hell, not again SO
SOON!"