Christmas tree selection and care Brought to you by Les Koskitalo and the Applied Landscape Horticulture Dept. Most Christmas trees (Douglas Fir, Scots Pine, Austrian Pine, Colorado Spruce, Norway Spruce and Noble Fir) are field grown in nurseries. Many of the trees are sheared each growing season to make them uniform, dense and bushy. These trees are often referred to as “plantation” Christmas trees and do command a premium price (usually $3.50 to $5.50 per lineal foot). Some of the trees are left to grow naturally without shearing and are generally less expensive. Christmas trees can be purchased as live balled and burlapped (root ball) trees or as fresh cut trees. Live trees should not be kept in the house any longer than one to two weeks and must be promptly planted outside after use. The root ball (leave the burlap on) should be thoroughly wetted, drained and secured in a container with a drain saucer. The root ball must not be permitted to dry out. Freshly cut Christmas trees will last for up to 30 days in the house. It is important to purchase a fresh tree. To determine tree freshness, grasp the tree midway along the trunk and tap the tree on the ground several times to see if any needles fall. In addition, clasp a branch 6" to 8" from the tip and gently pull. If the needles are easily shed and you end up with more than 5 to 10% of the branch tip needles in your hand, the tree is not fresh. Once home, re-cut the tree butt and place the tree base in a 1 to 2 gallon reservoir of tap water. When the tree is up, refill the water reservoir as necessary. Tree lights and warm room temperatures will dry needles rapidly. If your tree dries out, forget about trying for a New Years Xmas tree—tt’s a potential torch!!! The fire department recommends that: 1. Tree lights be turned off when no one is present. 2. Turn the tree lights on for short periods only. 3. Locate trees away from furnace forced air outlets, radiators, and fireplaces. Merry Christmas! Ski packages offered Blackcomb Mountain is offering packages for groups of 20 people or more. Among their packages is “Mountain Mardigras” which includes lift tickets, a race, picnic lunch, a video, and “apres ski’at $34. Other items can be added on, such as ski rental, ski lessons, and drinks. For a copy of their rate sheet, contact Public Relations, 2002. COLOPHON However sporadically the Informer may appear in your mail, it is valiantly attempting to come out at least every two weeks during the Fall and Spring terms. This scurrilous sheet is produced by the Public Relations Department, room A118, local 2903 or 2002, and submissions are greeted with joy and delight. Photos are generally taken by Edna Sakata in MPC and prepared for publication by Dave Sharrock. Printing is done by Linda Givens and Dave Callow in the Print Shop and distribution is handled by the denizens of the mail room/typing pool. There is a rumour that Donna McMahon is the perpetrator of all this, but she’ll deny it vehemently. Call of the Calf by Zeek I sensed the mailman's fear as m he opened the gate. It was like a y warm sfench in the air--§$o thick you | ¢ could cut it with a knife. Suddenly, ms I felt myself growing dizzy--as if the fear was Some powertul drug. The f entire yard began reeling. And then ¢ RZ heard his soft, plump calves begin ? calling 16 me: " Zeeeeeeeecek... ZeeeeeceeK... bite us, Zeceeer. Creative dog writing ‘