INFORMER

WE HAVE THE ANSWER

Are you in a state of raw panic over that
last upcoming exam, and asking yourself
over and over why you are at Capilano any-
way? Have you just got half way through
marking 75 English 100 essays all on the
same subject and all handwritten and are
asking yourself over and over what you're
doing at Capilano anyway? Are your nerves
frazzled? Well, we've come up with the so-
lution. Drink. You have two chances coming
up to drown your sorrow conveniently -- on
Wednesday is the Student Society's last
Pub Night from 4 to 7 pm in the South Cafe
with a cover charge of $1.50. Then, if you
survive that you can go to the Christmas
party and eat, drink and be merry to ex-
cess for $5 which, if the spread is any-
thing like previous years, is a great bar-
gain. Do not eat before you go to the Xmas
party. It is being held from 4 - 8 pm in
the North Cafe on Thursday and we would
recommend getting tickets in advance. The
tickets are available from the Reception
desk in B building, Lynn Kroetlinger in NF
building, the Cashier in the Tower and
Business Management in NB. A highlight of
the Christmas Party will be the awarding
of the prize in the Office
Decorating contest. Stu-
dents: if you missed last
year's contest don't
miss this one. Make
up any excuse- on
Thursday to visit
the various admini-
stration offices on
campus - we can rec-
commend the Account-
ing office, the Typ-
ing Pool and of course

the Deans' Den. Even

the Business Manage-

ment group decorated

their office last year. This

year the competitions's fierce.

December 14, 1981

rye

Volume Ill No. 39

Cap College: worst in B.C.

Capilano College may be a great place for
education, but as far as charity goes it's

the worst institution in B.C. Of all the
colleges, universities, and institutes we
have the lowest percentage participation

in the United Way campaign--5%. The dona-
tions so far received average 1.4¢ per day
per person (that includes staff, faculty
and administration). If you are interested
in raising that unfortunate record there
is still time to pledge. Talk to the Pay-
roll department before the end of the
month. If you are spending a lot of money
buying unnecessary knick-knacks for people
for Christmas think about giving something
far more useful to the United Way.

Open House draws good crowd

The Sechelt Open House held last Wednesday
was attended by 60 people (not including
us!1!1), most visiting the Centre for the
first time. On hand to talk to them were
Hilda Rizun, Chairman of the Board, Brian
Hodgins, Bowen Island member of the Board,
Paul Gallagher and the Deans, Bob Bagshaw
of Counselling, Connie Gibbs, Financial
Aid, Greg Sharpe, Admissions, Louise Krohn

C.E., Janet Morris and the Sechelt in-
structors. Our Registrar Dave Woolley,
set up one of his computer terminals and.

registered people for courses while April
and Janice, the Sechelt movers-and-shakers
for -Cap, managed everybody © admirably.
Among the distinguished guests greeting
our distinguished representatives were the
Mayor and an Alderman of Sechelt. By the

way, the new Sechelt facility is beautiful
and it's a good thing that North Van. in-
structors can't see the rooms up there be-
cause they'd all be migrating up the coast
to get away from our dull portables
some new facilities.

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