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A VERY LOGICAL PERSON ONCE EXPLAINED TO ME: The more you study the more you learn.
The more you know the more you forget.

more you learn the more you know.

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With audible th:

much rusted gears of students! brain

creaks and moans

shudder reluctantly back into motion

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The more yo

Forget the less you know, therefore the more you study the less you know, so why study

awe nee eee MORE * DEVASTATINGLY

two weeks of September the
daily until 7:30 pm

For the first
Bookstore will be open
except on Fridays when you can only get in
until] 3:00. From then on the Bookstore's
hours will be 10:00 to 3:00 on Mondays and
Thursdays, 10:00 to 7:00 on Tuesdays = and
Wednesdays,and Fridays it won't be open at
all, tt must be their golfing day.

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The government has set a record and Nick
Collins is amazed. This term they have ac-~
tually come up with the money to finance
the English as a Second Language classes
BEFORE the classes are held. Due to heavy
demand (over 70 people inquired during the
summer in spite of the fact that no adver-
tising whatsoever was done) there will be
four sections this fail -- two on Tuesday
and Thursday evenings and one each on Sat-
urday and Sunday. These classes are set up
for Vietnamese refugees and others and are
scheduled to accommodate working people.
The cost is an extravagant $25.00 for four
months and ff you know anyone who would be
interested, get them to call Nick at 282.

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On mature reflectton, | have determined
that the College's Gallery is not on the
third floor as | printed last week, but on
the second floor of the Tower. This is a
very relevant fact if one is going to see
the Gallery's display of Founded Objects
which will only be on view until Sept. 8.
People | have consulted unanimously agree
that the bronze sculptures up there are
extremely good and well worth seeing so if
you have a moment in the midst of beginn-

ing of term flurry, drop in.

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EXCITING * NEWS

"| know that ['m not old enough to have .;
daughter that age!" remarks Linda Evans o:
B.T.S.D. with a modest blush. (Well....
didn't see a blush on the memo but {'r
taking a little literary license here.) At
any rate, if you see a student that look:
Familiar it may be Linda's eldest daughtet
who has been accepted into the Busines:
Management Program, Marketing Option, this
Fall. Guess who's going to be popping ir
to filch lunch or the car keys or borroy
a couple of dollars, Linda. Never mind, we
all wish her well,

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Do you have children entering grade 2 3 0
4? There is still room in Group Piano fn
struction starting next week. Contact Jo
Smith in Community Education for tnfo.

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Do you have a spare refrigerator? The Att
letic department is looking for a sma’
Fridge to be donated or sold cheap to t
Fitness Centre to keep first aid suppli
and ice for injuries in. Their budget h
been cut, so if they end up buying the i
box they'll be paying for it out of the
own pockets. !t can be old, battered <
unexciting, but it must be in working c
der and have a freezing compartment.
you can help, please call Joe lacobel
at local 320.

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Some new people on deck this fall are A
Fetterly in Daycare, Dave Sharrock, Te
nician | for the Art department, and d
in Community Education, Koraley Calve
Secretary |. Welcome to Cap.