Parenting series on TV

The Effective Parenting series that was
just offered by the Board of the Lions
Gate Hospital is going to be aired on
Channel 10 in April, so if you missed it
you have a second chance. The first of the
series on Sunday, April 7 at 9:30 and
Tuesday the 9th at 9:30 will be on
"Critical Thinking in the Development of a
Value System''. The second session with Dr.
Marlene Hunter on ''Values and
Responsibility in Human Sexual
Relationships" will be shown Sunday, April
14 at 9:30 pm. And the last episode,
"Teenage Suicide Prevention and Concerns",
will be on at 9:30 Sunday April 21.

Did you know?

The world's largest library is the Library
of Congress. It occupies the third largest
building in Washington D.C. (after the
Pentagon and the FBI building), has 535
miles of shelves, 20 million books, 400,000
newspapers, materials in 478 languages,
300,000 reels of movies, 10 million prints
and photographs, and, in 1984, a budget of
$249,026,000. They also subscribe to the
Georgia Straight.

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Humour-mongering denied

Information Officer Bill Little today
hotly denied rumours that his office was
responsible for the April Fool's gag issue
of ''The Informer'' which was circulated
through the College on Monday. ''That's an
absolutely nefarious allegation,'' said
Little. "Our newsletter is a serious,
sober paragon of journalism, and we would
never dream of cracking a joke in it."
Publicity Assistant and Informer Editor
Donna McMahon agreed with his statement.
"Everything | write is dedicated to truth,
justice, and the Canadian way, and besides
everyone knows that Bill has no sense of
humour,'' she said. Despite their vigorous
denials, however, the rumours persist.

THE FAR SIDE

© 1985 Universal Press Syndicate

By GARY LARSON:

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Creationism explained. .