Being single is not all the fun that it's made out to be. In fact, when it comes to shopping for ONE pork chop or going out by oneself, it can be areal pain. Add a touch of suspicion from the people around you ("Why hasn't anyone ever married that person? Do you suppose they have something wrotig with them?'') and pressure from rela- tives, and being single becomes a day to day problem. Marg Penn and Paul Avery have been running workshops for people who are efngle and want to learn to deal with it better, and now they're running something even better. Paul & Marg are sponsoring a Caribbean cruise on the ''Odessa'', and quit sniggering. It's not intended as a_ Love Boat lookalike. Travelling by oneself is no fun, and for the singles it will be a chance to have a holiday along with work-~ shops on social assertiveness skills and the problems of a single lifestyle. Vf you're interested you can get more details from Marg or Paul or Community Education, and in reply to the most frequently asked question so far, No, putting your ring in your pocket does not qualify you. C_- (sa If you've heard the rumour that the tow truck drivers are watching 15 minute park- ing zones with stop watches, don't laugh too hard. The rumour is very nearly true. And if you're in the habit of parking in fire zones, you'd better start carrying a cash floater of $23 in your wallet. They don't take credit and if you've met out friendly vehicle vacaters, you'l! probably agree that you don't feel like arguing with them much. C_e @ Ken Hughes and his band of merry men are tired of picking up garbage. Not that they want to name any group in particular, they say staring fixedly at the people sitting on the lawn of the North Campus... C= | «I Native Art as an Investment is a series of lectures by gallery owners who are experts in the field. Whether you're into invest- ments or art, you should find this an in- teresting program. Oct. 9 Woodlands Indian Art will be held at Anthony's Gallery, on the 16th Inuit Art at the Inuit Gallery & Oct. 23 NorthWest Coast Indian Art at the Bent-Box Gallery. The registration dead- line ts October 6 and the fee is $35--call 321. i'm not going to tell anyone to go to the Student Society Film Night showing of La Cage aux Folles. I'm not going to mention that it's the best movie I've seen in the last ten years (possibly excepting Hamlet with Sir Laurence Olivier) because | don't want there to be such a big crowd there that | can't get a seat or see over the heads of all you great tall Junks out there. !'m not even going to mention that it's comedy of the most brilliant kind. 1] want it all to myself. Cex at And it's time to correct mistakes from the last issue again. * Regarding the * sigh * Test Anxiety workshops that are running right now, it is Counselling, not the Learning Assistance Centre that is spon- soring them. lt, with a bad memory for names anyway, just blithely assumed it was the LAC, so I'd like to apologize to all involved and anyone who got misdirected. By the way, | actually don't mind getting pestered about mistakes, retractions and corrections ~- it's partly ia passion for accuracy and partly a sure indication that someone's reading this before they line the guinea pig cage. C_ex ea if you're an AUCE member you may have days when you curse the union and the college & wish you were working anywhere else, but if you're quick, October 7 is not going to be one of them. Community Ed and the Soc- jal Committee are sponsoring 'Wine Tasting for AUCE members.'' The limit is 20 people at a cost of $2 each and already some of the spots are gone. First come first serve to Joy Smith or Sheree Maclean. They'll take your money and your 1D. ca |